2023 JazzFanz Mock (Draft Week) 2.0

[Thee Jazz Fan]

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Thee
Domino
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Am I #7 is that what this is?

 

[Elizah Huge]

Am I #7 is that what this is?

No, just typing the names so I can copy and paste into a randomizer.

 

[Elizah Huge]

 

[Elizah Huge]

@Domino is on the clock.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Rockets are open to trade offers for #4.

Pelicans are shopping Zion Williamson.

 

[Elizah Huge]

1. Spurs (Domino) -
2. Hornets (seattlejazzfan) -
3. Blazers (Handlogten’s Heros) -
4. Rockets (Coach Ellis) -
5. Pistons (NUMBERICA) -
6. Magic (Bawse Dawg) -
7. Pacers (Elizah Huge) -
8. Wizards (Thee Idiotic Minivan K) -
9. Jazz (David Hume) -
10. Mavericks (ONE LOVE) -
11. Magic (Bawse Dawg) -
12. Thunder (Thee Idiotic Minivan K) -
13. Raptors (NUMBERICA) -
14. Pelicans (Coach Ellis) -
15. Hawks (Domino) -
16. Jazz (David Hume) -
17. Lakers (David Hume) -
18. Heat (Handlogten’s Heros) -
19. Warriors (seattlejazzfan) -
20. Rockets (Coach Ellis) -
21. Nets (ONE LOVE) -
22. Nets (ONE LOVE) -
23. Blazers (Handlogten’s Heros) -
24. Kings (Elizah Huge) -
25. Grizzlies (Bawse Dawg) -
26. Pacers (Elizah Huge) -
27. Hornets (seattlejazzfan) -
28. Jazz (David Hume) -
29. Pacers (Elizah Huge) -
30. Clippers (Domino) -

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

@Domino is on the clock.

I just called him. He will pick soon

 

[Domino]

The spurs select victor wembanyama obviously

 

[Elizah Huge]

@seattlejazzfan is on the clock.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

@seattlejazzfan is on the clock.

That old fogey has been in bed for hours lol

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

@seattlejazzfan is up

 

[seattlejazzfan]

Hornets take Brandon Miller at 2

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Blazers take Scoot… the onlyfans industry up here does not have enough inventory to support Zion.

 

[Coach Ellis]

The Houston Rockets have never wavered.

They select Amen Thompson, PG, Overtime Elite

@NUMBERICA (Pistons) are on the clock.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Blazers take Scoot… the onlyfans industry up here does not have enough inventory to support Zion.

Portland has like one of the highest stripper-bars per capita of any city in the Us or something.

Oh, right.

Are we doing trades on this thing? Ehh, **** it.

*ding ding ding ding, diddle-ding ding ding*

With the 5th pick of the 2023 NBA Draft, the Detroit Pistons select… Jarace Walker from the University of Houston.

@Elizah Huge
@Bawse Dawg is OTC

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Portland has like one of the highest stripper-bars per capita of any city in the Us or something.

Oh, right.

Are we doing trades on this thing? Ehh, **** it.

*ding ding ding ding, diddle-ding ding ding*

With the 5th pick of the 2023 NBA Draft, the Detroit Pistons select… Jarace Walker from the University of Houston.

@Elizah Huge
@Bawse Dawg is OTC

In that case… too much inventory… still a problem.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Zion is still on the block, but I have absolutely no idea what kind of deal the Pelicans can get for him at this point. Have a feeling it’s going to look more like Bradley Beal’s trade than Rudy Gobert’s trade.

 

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Zion is still on the block, but I have absolutely no idea what kind of deal the Pelicans can get for him at this point. Have a feeling it’s going to look more like Bradley Beal’s trade than Rudy Gobert’s trade.

Gobert actually played games unlike Zion

 

[Coach Ellis]

Gobert actually played games unlike Zion

100% true, but if you’d have gone into last offseason predicting which of Zion, Beal or Gobert would’ve landed 4 first round picks, a pick swap, multiple rotational parts and one top 5 rookie from 2022. . .

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

let’s go bawse pooch!!