Would you Rather

[MTS]

I would lose interest in a team that misses the playoffs for 20 years straight.

 

[Miggs]

Would you rather walk in on your wife ****ing your best friend or walk in on your dog ****ing your obviously consenting wife?

 

[Sardines]

Winning...a championship.

I know what one of those options feels like, I don't know what the other one does.

 

[Sardines]

Would you rather walk in on your wife ****ing your best friend or walk in on your dog ****ing your obviously consenting wife?

I'd rather walk in to find my dog ****ing my best friend and my wife in the corner eating ice cream while wearing nipple clamps.