LA Clippers Lob City vs. Utah Jazz Swat Lake City, Wed. 8:30 MT ESPN

[Mr. McGibblets]

GAME THREAD!!!! HUZZAH!

Lunatic Wolf hasn't added his stats yet, so here are some stats until he shows up with better ones:

SWAT LAKE CITY!!!1

Player	G	GS	MPG	FG%	3p%	FT%	OFF	DEF	TOT	APG	SPG	BPG	TO	PF	PPG
  Al Jefferson	 16	 16	 33.0	 .469	 .000	 .745	 1.80	 7.20	 9.00	 1.8	 .81	 1.69	 1.38	 2.60	 17.9
  Paul Millsap	 19	 17	 31.8	 .525	 .250	 .783	 3.00	 6.40	 9.40	 1.9	 1.63	 .84	 1.26	 3.30	 17.1
  C.J. Miles	 19	 0	 19.2	 .391	 .273	 .766	 .40	 1.60	 2.00	 .9	 1.05	 .26	 .79	 2.30	 10.3
  Devin Harris	 19	 19	 25.7	 .434	 .327	 .717	 .30	 1.20	 1.50	 4.6	 .84	 .37	 1.89	 1.80	 9.4
  Josh Howard	 15	 1	 22.7	 .371	 .214	 .851	 1.00	 2.20	 3.20	 1.1	 .87	 .20	 1.33	 2.20	 9.0
  Gord. Hayward	 19	 19	 26.9	 .380	 .271	 .737	 .60	 2.50	 3.20	 3.3	 .74	 .74	 1.63	 1.70	 8.9
  Derr. Favors	 18	 5	 21.3	 .491	 .000	 .630	 1.90	 4.20	 6.10	 .3	 .50	 1.06	 1.44	 2.20	 7.7
  Raja Bell	 18	 18	 23.2	 .471	 .366	 .833	 .20	 1.30	 1.40	 1.2	 .50	 .06	 .56	 2.40	 5.9
  Alec Burks	 18	 0	 11.3	 .407	 .364	 .727	 .80	 .80	 1.60	 .6	 .22	 .06	 .67	 .90	 5.7
  Enes Kanter	 19	 0	 14.4	 .461	 .000	 .714	 2.10	 3.10	 5.20	 .2	 .26	 .58	 .84	 1.30	 5.0
  Earl Watson	 19	 0	 21.5	 .460	 .211	 .700	 .40	 2.10	 2.50	 4.3	 1.16	 .53	 1.95	 2.10	 4.0
  Jeremy Evans	 11	 0	 6.8	 .800	 .000	 .333	 .30	 .70	 1.00	 .4	 .00	 .55	 .18	 .60	 2.4
  Jam. Tinsley	 8	 0	 4.8	 .250	 .000	 .500	 .00	 .60	 .60	 1.0	 .38	 .38	 .50	 .30	 .5
Team Averages	 19	 0	 243.9	 .450	 .294	 .738	 11.9	 31.3	 43.2	 20.2	 8.4	 6.5	 13.8	 22.1	 96.8
Opponents	 19	 0	 243.9	 .448	 .331	 .757	 10.5	 30.5	 41.0	 19.8	 7.2	 5.8	 15.2	 21.8	 95.6

Lob City CLIPPERS:

Player	G	GS	MPG	FG%	3p%	FT%	OFF	DEF	TOT	APG	SPG	BPG	TO	PF	PPG
  Blake Griffin	 18	 18	 37.1	 .518	 .500	 .507	 3.30	 7.70	 11.10	 3.0	 .89	 .89	 3.00	 3.10	 21.1
  Chris Paul	 13	 13	 36.4	 .508	 .447	 .864	 .50	 2.80	 3.40	 8.9	 2.46	 .08	 1.92	 2.80	 18.1
  Cha. Billups	 16	 16	 31.3	 .364	 .374	 .892	 .30	 2.30	 2.50	 4.2	 .50	 .19	 2.06	 2.20	 15.8
  Caron Butler	 17	 17	 33.6	 .444	 .360	 .717	 .50	 3.40	 3.90	 1.8	 1.35	 .12	 1.41	 1.90	 15.1
  Mo Williams	 15	 1	 27.3	 .515	 .480	 .857	 .30	 1.60	 1.90	 3.6	 1.33	 .13	 1.67	 2.40	 14.5
  DeAn Jordan	 18	 18	 31.2	 .663	 .000	 .468	 2.90	 5.90	 8.80	 .2	 .67	 3.06	 1.11	 3.30	 8.4
  Randy Foye	 18	 6	 20.3	 .374	 .389	 .739	 .20	 1.10	 1.20	 2.2	 .78	 .56	 1.17	 1.90	 7.2
  Court. Fortson	 4	 0	 11.5	 .417	 .250	 .667	 1.00	 1.00	 2.00	 1.3	 .00	 .00	 1.25	 .80	 4.3
  Ryan Gomes	 17	 1	 16.5	 .365	 .200	 .571	 .50	 1.90	 2.40	 .6	 .65	 .00	 .71	 1.20	 3.2
  Trey Thompkins	 8	 0	 7.5	 .323	 .143	 .667	 .40	 1.10	 1.50	 .4	 .13	 .13	 .38	 .60	 3.1
  Brian Cook	 9	 0	 10.1	 .182	 .211	 1.000	 .30	 1.80	 2.10	 .0	 .11	 .44	 .22	 2.00	 2.2
  Reggie Evans	 13	 0	 16.0	 .538	 .000	 .375	 2.10	 3.20	 5.30	 .3	 .38	 .23	 .77	 2.50	 1.8
  Travis Leslie	 4	 0	 5.5	 .250	 .000	 .500	 .50	 .50	 1.00	 .5	 .25	 .25	 .25	 .50	 1.5
  Solomon Jones	 9	 0	 9.7	 .143	 .000	 .800	 1.10	 .40	 1.60	 .2	 .44	 .56	 .44	 1.10	 .7
  Eric Bledsoe	 1	 0	 1.0	 .000	 .000	 .000	 .00	 .00	 .00	 .0	 .00	 .00	 .00	 .00	 .0
Team Averages	 18	 0	 241.4	 .459	 .371	 .660	 10.9	 29.4	 40.3	 21.8	 8.2	 5.7	 14.1	 21.1	 98.6
Opponents	 18	 0	 241.4	 .444	 .377	 .760	 11.2	 30.1	 41.3	 20.4	 6.8	 4.1	 14.7	 23.2	 96.6

 

[franklin]

Can this please be the game thread?? I wanna be able to say that I witnessed the absolute worse game-thread in jazzfanz history.

You son of a bitch!
I will redeem this. What I got? 3, 4, 8 days? What?
Every Griffin pic has Moe Szyslak...
And I see plenty of crotches to focus in on.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

IF we combine all the pictures in this thread into a game thread with a better intro we would have a pretty good game thread.

 

[JohnnyClutch]

Look how freakishly long those arms are! I don't know how his brain can direct his hands to catch the ball so far away from his body!

 

[Park Bites]

I have 1 question for griffin "are you smarter then 5th grader?"

 

[Deleted member 848]

GAME THREAD!!!! HUZZAH!

Lunatic Wolf hasn't added his stats yet, so here are some stats until he shows up with better ones:

SWAT LAKE CITY!!!1

Player	G	GS	MPG	FG%	3p%	FT%	OFF	DEF	TOT	APG	SPG	BPG	TO	PF	PPG
  Al Jefferson	 16	 16	 33.0	 .469	 .000	 .745	 1.80	 7.20	 9.00	 1.8	 .81	 1.69	 1.38	 2.60	 17.9
  Paul Millsap	 19	 17	 31.8	 .525	 .250	 .783	 3.00	 6.40	 9.40	 1.9	 1.63	 .84	 1.26	 3.30	 17.1
  C.J. Miles	 19	 0	 19.2	 .391	 .273	 .766	 .40	 1.60	 2.00	 .9	 1.05	 .26	 .79	 2.30	 10.3
  Devin Harris	 19	 19	 25.7	 .434	 .327	 .717	 .30	 1.20	 1.50	 4.6	 .84	 .37	 1.89	 1.80	 9.4
  Josh Howard	 15	 1	 22.7	 .371	 .214	 .851	 1.00	 2.20	 3.20	 1.1	 .87	 .20	 1.33	 2.20	 9.0
  Gord. Hayward	 19	 19	 26.9	 .380	 .271	 .737	 .60	 2.50	 3.20	 3.3	 .74	 .74	 1.63	 1.70	 8.9
  Derr. Favors	 18	 5	 21.3	 .491	 .000	 .630	 1.90	 4.20	 6.10	 .3	 .50	 1.06	 1.44	 2.20	 7.7
  Raja Bell	 18	 18	 23.2	 .471	 .366	 .833	 .20	 1.30	 1.40	 1.2	 .50	 .06	 .56	 2.40	 5.9
  Alec Burks	 18	 0	 11.3	 .407	 .364	 .727	 .80	 .80	 1.60	 .6	 .22	 .06	 .67	 .90	 5.7
  Enes Kanter	 19	 0	 14.4	 .461	 .000	 .714	 2.10	 3.10	 5.20	 .2	 .26	 .58	 .84	 1.30	 5.0
  Earl Watson	 19	 0	 21.5	 .460	 .211	 .700	 .40	 2.10	 2.50	 4.3	 1.16	 .53	 1.95	 2.10	 4.0
  Jeremy Evans	 11	 0	 6.8	 .800	 .000	 .333	 .30	 .70	 1.00	 .4	 .00	 .55	 .18	 .60	 2.4
  Jam. Tinsley	 8	 0	 4.8	 .250	 .000	 .500	 .00	 .60	 .60	 1.0	 .38	 .38	 .50	 .30	 .5
Team Averages	 19	 0	 243.9	 .450	 .294	 .738	 11.9	 31.3	 43.2	 20.2	 8.4	 6.5	 13.8	 22.1	 96.8
Opponents	 19	 0	 243.9	 .448	 .331	 .757	 10.5	 30.5	 41.0	 19.8	 7.2	 5.8	 15.2	 21.8	 95.6

Lob City CLIPPERS:

Player	G	GS	MPG	FG%	3p%	FT%	OFF	DEF	TOT	APG	SPG	BPG	TO	PF	PPG
  Blake Griffin	 18	 18	 37.1	 .518	 .500	 .507	 3.30	 7.70	 11.10	 3.0	 .89	 .89	 3.00	 3.10	 21.1
  Chris Paul	 13	 13	 36.4	 .508	 .447	 .864	 .50	 2.80	 3.40	 8.9	 2.46	 .08	 1.92	 2.80	 18.1
  Cha. Billups	 16	 16	 31.3	 .364	 .374	 .892	 .30	 2.30	 2.50	 4.2	 .50	 .19	 2.06	 2.20	 15.8
  Caron Butler	 17	 17	 33.6	 .444	 .360	 .717	 .50	 3.40	 3.90	 1.8	 1.35	 .12	 1.41	 1.90	 15.1
  Mo Williams	 15	 1	 27.3	 .515	 .480	 .857	 .30	 1.60	 1.90	 3.6	 1.33	 .13	 1.67	 2.40	 14.5
  DeAn Jordan	 18	 18	 31.2	 .663	 .000	 .468	 2.90	 5.90	 8.80	 .2	 .67	 3.06	 1.11	 3.30	 8.4
  Randy Foye	 18	 6	 20.3	 .374	 .389	 .739	 .20	 1.10	 1.20	 2.2	 .78	 .56	 1.17	 1.90	 7.2
  Court. Fortson	 4	 0	 11.5	 .417	 .250	 .667	 1.00	 1.00	 2.00	 1.3	 .00	 .00	 1.25	 .80	 4.3
  Ryan Gomes	 17	 1	 16.5	 .365	 .200	 .571	 .50	 1.90	 2.40	 .6	 .65	 .00	 .71	 1.20	 3.2
  Trey Thompkins	 8	 0	 7.5	 .323	 .143	 .667	 .40	 1.10	 1.50	 .4	 .13	 .13	 .38	 .60	 3.1
  Brian Cook	 9	 0	 10.1	 .182	 .211	 1.000	 .30	 1.80	 2.10	 .0	 .11	 .44	 .22	 2.00	 2.2
  Reggie Evans	 13	 0	 16.0	 .538	 .000	 .375	 2.10	 3.20	 5.30	 .3	 .38	 .23	 .77	 2.50	 1.8
  Travis Leslie	 4	 0	 5.5	 .250	 .000	 .500	 .50	 .50	 1.00	 .5	 .25	 .25	 .25	 .50	 1.5
  Solomon Jones	 9	 0	 9.7	 .143	 .000	 .800	 1.10	 .40	 1.60	 .2	 .44	 .56	 .44	 1.10	 .7
  Eric Bledsoe	 1	 0	 1.0	 .000	 .000	 .000	 .00	 .00	 .00	 .0	 .00	 .00	 .00	 .00	 .0
Team Averages	 18	 0	 241.4	 .459	 .371	 .660	 10.9	 29.4	 40.3	 21.8	 8.2	 5.7	 14.1	 21.1	 98.6
Opponents	 18	 0	 241.4	 .444	 .377	 .760	 11.2	 30.1	 41.3	 20.4	 6.8	 4.1	 14.7	 23.2	 96.6

****. Yes.

 

[franklin]

HUZZAH!

 

[D Will Texas]

Hahah, guys this was never supposed to become the gamethread....

I was just trying to the trash talking started early, because im confident we'll dominate clippers tonight

 

[Chris-L]

Hahah, guys this was never supposed to become the gamethread....

I was just trying to the trash talking started early, because im confident we'll dominate clippers tonight

I fear it may be too late.

 

[Stoked]

HERE WE GO UTAH HERE GO!! Time to rip the Clips a new one!!!!!!!123

 

[fatchipper]

Posted in another thread but it's too funny not to share...

 

[Bodhi]

Posted in another thread but it's too funny not to share...

LOL'd.............................but still not a game thread, even per the poor slob who made it.