Hayward Supremacist
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She's been sober for a week.
Did you guys hear about Whitney Houston?
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Archie Moses
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Too soon.
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Deleted member 848
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Fighting drug-abuse is something that is utterly tasteless to joke about, even through alternate accounts. There are posters here who have lost loved-ones indirectly through similar conflicts. Show some respect, and humility.
Disagree. This troll account is obnoxious, but this thread makes my heart smile.
Not to take anything away from those posters, but lighten up...
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Q: What’s black, lies on the floor, “Will Always Love You” and has white stuff around it’s nose?
A: A border collie
News of Whitney Houston’s death travelled with such speed. When I heard I couldn’t help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It’s such a blow. She really made a hash of things though. Her life just went to pot. Someone should have kept tabs on her.
The Whitney Houston sex position has been added to the Kama Sutra.
You lay face down in the bath choking on your own crack.
Whitney’s last 2 big hits were the crack pipe and the floor.
Q: What’s six inches long and won’t be getting sucked on Valentines day?
A: Whitney Houstons crack pipe.
“Bobby Brown breaks down on hearing news of Whitney.” Hardly seems like an appropriate time to start dancing.
Candlelight Vigil for Whitney Houston:
A: A border collie
News of Whitney Houston’s death travelled with such speed. When I heard I couldn’t help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It’s such a blow. She really made a hash of things though. Her life just went to pot. Someone should have kept tabs on her.
The Whitney Houston sex position has been added to the Kama Sutra.
You lay face down in the bath choking on your own crack.
Whitney’s last 2 big hits were the crack pipe and the floor.
Q: What’s six inches long and won’t be getting sucked on Valentines day?
A: Whitney Houstons crack pipe.
“Bobby Brown breaks down on hearing news of Whitney.” Hardly seems like an appropriate time to start dancing.
Candlelight Vigil for Whitney Houston:
Hayward Supremacist
Member
You strike me as more of a motard.
Q: What were Whitney Houston's last words?
A: Blub, blub, blub.
Bobby Brown has committed suicide over Whitney's death. His last words? "Two can play at that game, bitch!".
Whitney Houston is having a closed casket so Bobby can't punch her.
Q: How many jokes are there about Whitney Houston?
A: 1, the rest are true.
Whitney Houston was so stoned when she got in the tub she sank straight to the bottom.
Apparently Whitney is being buried in new jersey. Personally, i thought one of them nice sparkly dresses would look better.
A: Blub, blub, blub.
Bobby Brown has committed suicide over Whitney's death. His last words? "Two can play at that game, bitch!".
Whitney Houston is having a closed casket so Bobby can't punch her.
Q: How many jokes are there about Whitney Houston?
A: 1, the rest are true.
Whitney Houston was so stoned when she got in the tub she sank straight to the bottom.
Apparently Whitney is being buried in new jersey. Personally, i thought one of them nice sparkly dresses would look better.
DutchJazzer
Banned
then lets agree to disagree
Jerry Lundegaard
Banned
I have nothing
Story of your life.
Jerry Lundegaard
Banned
Looks like that one went flying over your head. Nice.
Jerry Lundegaard
Banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8CGzhb7BJE
Jerry Lundegaard
Banned
Jesus Christ. The 90's look just as ridiculous as the 80's do now.
Wow, it sure did. Funny thing about bad jokes and terrible puns...