Did you guys hear about Whitney Houston?

[TroutBum]

Q: What were Whitney Houston's last words?

A: Blub, blub, blub.


Bobby Brown has committed suicide over Whitney's death. His last words? "Two can play at that game, bitch!".

Whitney Houston is having a closed casket so Bobby can't punch her.

Q: How many jokes are there about Whitney Houston?

A: 1, the rest are true.

Whitney Houston was so stoned when she got in the tub she sank straight to the bottom.

Apparently Whitney is being buried in new jersey. Personally, i thought one of them nice sparkly dresses would look better.

 

[DutchJazzer]

Fighting drug-abuse is something that is utterly tasteless to joke about, even through alternate accounts. There are posters here who have lost loved-ones indirectly through similar conflicts. Show some respect, and humility.

then lets agree to disagree

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

I have nothing

 

[TroutBum]

I have nothing

Story of your life.

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

Story of your life.

Looks like that one went flying over your head. Nice.

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8CGzhb7BJE

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

Jesus Christ. The 90's look just as ridiculous as the 80's do now.

 

[TroutBum]

Looks like that one went flying over your head. Nice.

Wow, it sure did. Funny thing about bad jokes and terrible puns...

 

[Jerry Lundegaard]

Wow, it sure did. Funny thing about bad jokes and terrible puns...

It's a Whitney Houston thread. That's one of her most famous songs. Your ignorance isn't the barometer. Sorry you feel silly for looking so stupid, but that doesn't make it bad or terrible. Perhaps you can be more useful in threads you might have more knowledge about.. Like BYU or what it's like to fail.