Karl malone now has twitter

[Inn Dawn]

Holy damn, I'm on twitter now. Ugh.

https://twitter.com/#!/TroutBum5

Please explain why anyone would care. Thanks for it. So what else?

 

[Zulu]

Scared but intrigued!!

 

[TroutBum]

Please explain why anyone would care. Thanks for it. So what else?

Well, first of all, I'm a Gordon Damn rock star. Secondly, Chucker practically begged me to open an account. He's now my Twitch. Thirdly, Twitter is probably the gayest thing on the webz, how could I not?

 

[Weezur]

This Malone twitter thing is wierd. He's acting like Confuscious and keeps calling all his tweeps 'grasshoppers'.

At first, I always thought of Malone being the whitest black guy I know.....but now he's the most asian black guy I know.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Pure entertainment!

Today, I am a grasshopper. I follow Karl Malone and Snape on Twitter. My life is now complete.