They want me to take a shot to the *** every two weeks for the rest of my life and inject some crap that is the consistency of peanut butter? I think I'm OK being chubby and only wanting to get laid once a month. I hate needles, man.
What a wuss. BTW, once every 2 weeks is not nearly as effective as a smaller dose once every 5 days... and it's more like cooking oil.