So You Think You Can Dance?

[Deleted member 848]

SYTYCD? Really?



Trout's manhood = revoked.

 

[TroutBum]

Don't knock it, bitches.

224.4 lbs this morning.

 

[PearlWatson]

That little Mormon ballet dancer was the most adorable ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HMTyg8fT5E

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Don't knock it, bitches.

224.4 lbs this morning.

Yeah, at 30% body fat.

 

[franklin]

My breasts are feeling left out and jealous of all of the attn Trout's is getting.

Post some of your wife's before and afters then.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Post some of your wife's before and afters then.

Haha .. sure they're probably posted out there somewhere .. lol

 

[default]

Honestly I have no idea how I won. I was drunk and belligerent so likely I just made an *** out myself. But I'll do anything for like 9-12 dollars so for 500 I brought it hard homey.

Be careful what you offer around here. This isn't Craig's List.

 

[TroutBum]

Yeah, at 30% body fat.

28%, prick face. So, when are you coming out to race me?

 

[jazz_fanatic]

No, I don't think I can dance.

 

[TroutBum]

No, I don't think I can dance.

Oh come on, some of the best dancers on this show are Asians. You're all skinny and have the bodies of 18 year olds. Get on the floor, you big wuss.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

I actually have the body of an overweight 10-year-old. Short and chunky!

I lied, I'm a great dancer. I'm even better when I have alcohol in my system. I just don't understand why the boys won't hit on me at the clubs. I dance like a star!

 

[TroutBum]

I actually have the body of an overweight 10-year-old. Short and chunky!

I lied, I'm a great dancer. I'm even better when I have alcohol in my system. I just don't understand why the boys won't hit on me at the clubs. I dance like a star!

For starters...