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BluesRocker, I Am Sorry

Bluesy, for a long time I've been taking digs at you because you are a dummy, but you deserve an apology. Even though you are the Kanye West of stupid comments, and collectively, our board iq dropped drastically when you joined, and that you are probably the reason why Salt Lake is the second worst dressed city in the nation, and that you have crusty lips, and that you should probably stop wearing form fitting clothes, and that you like house music, and that you have Sione Tuatonga hands, and that you smell like carne asada, and that you have a nipple hair mustache, and that you're a dirty *** peasant, and that you are genetically predisposed to the husky gene, and that you are a suspect dude, and that you are the mythical all-in-one creep and dirtbag, and that you have mud-butt, and that you are a less attractive version of stoked, and that on a scale of 1 to 10 you are a -7, and that you have a 5-head, and that you shart regularly, and that you have a big nose, and sweat more than Patrick Ewing. You're still really good at using different colored fonts.
 
Larry, you're fast-tracking your way right into my heart.
 
Bluesy, for a long time I've been taking digs at you because you are a dummy, but you deserve an apology. Even though you are the Kanye West of stupid comments, and collectively, our board iq dropped drastically when you joined, and that you are probably the reason why Salt Lake is the second worst dressed city in the nation, and that you have crusty lips, and that you should probably stop wearing form fitting clothes, and that you like house music, and that you have Sione Tuatonga hands, and that you smell like carne asada, and that you have a nipple hair mustache, and that you're a dirty *** peasant, and that you are genetically predisposed to the husky gene, and that you are a suspect dude, and that you are the mythical all-in-one creep and dirtbag, and that you have mud-butt, and that you are a less attractive version of stoked, and that on a scale of 1 to 10 you are a -7, and that you have a 5-head, and that you shart regularly, and that you have a big nose, and sweat more than Patrick Ewing. You're still really good at using different colored fonts.

Meh- tme;jd
 
Bluesy, for a long time I've been taking digs at you because you are a dummy, but you deserve an apology. Even though you are the Kanye West of stupid comments, and collectively, our board iq dropped drastically when you joined, and that you are probably the reason why Salt Lake is the second worst dressed city in the nation, and that you have crusty lips, and that you should probably stop wearing form fitting clothes, and that you like house music, and that you have Sione Tuatonga hands, and that you smell like carne asada, and that you have a nipple hair mustache, and that you're a dirty *** peasant, and that you are genetically predisposed to the husky gene, and that you are a suspect dude, and that you are the mythical all-in-one creep and dirtbag, and that you have mud-butt, and that you are a less attractive version of stoked, and that on a scale of 1 to 10 you are a -7, and that you have a 5-head, and that you shart regularly, and that you have a big nose, and sweat more than Patrick Ewing. You're still really good at using different colored fonts.

Oh Larry the Laker.....

I didnt know you think about me so much...


So much is wrong with your post.

First of all, why are you on Jazzfanz if you are a Laker fan?

Second, I am actually a great dresser. My style is a pair of Lucky jeans, a t shirt and a nice pair of kicks such as DC skate shoes. I dont wear Jersey's, baggy pants, pink shirts, skinny jeans, too tight clothes, or anything else stupid. My style is sexy and the women love it.

Third, I like music like 30 seconds to mars, Linkin park, eminem, coldplay, Nirvana, crystal method, nin, and many other old and new groups. I like all sorts of music.

Fourth, I do like carne asada, but I hate Betos. I like Barbacoa for my burritos. I only eat quality food. Its been over ten years since I have had junk fast food like Mcdonalds. I take two showers a day, so I know I dont smell like it.

Fifth, I work for an Engineering firm. I own a 4200 square ft brand new home on a third of an acre.

Sixth, I have had two threesomes with hot chicks in my life. I have had sex with three different girls in one day(different from my threesomes) So getting laid is not an issue for me.

Seventh, I have always been more athletic than anyone I have ever known. At my peak I ran a 4.5 40 yard dash. I had a 38 inch vert, and ran a 5 minute mile. Benched 315

Eighth, I have never had any disease. I never get sick. I have perfect eye sight.

Ninth, I am good looking enough to be a model, but man enough not to do something like that and be a pretty boy.

Tenth, I have 8 screws and 2 plates in my hand from beating down someone with a big mouth like yours.

Also I am the second best poster on here besides Verlin

You are just a loser

So ya, you were wrong about all that stuff.
 
Bluesy, for a long time I've been taking digs at you because you are a dummy, but you deserve an apology. Even though you are the Kanye West of stupid comments, and collectively, our board iq dropped drastically when you joined, and that you are probably the reason why Salt Lake is the second worst dressed city in the nation, and that you have crusty lips, and that you should probably stop wearing form fitting clothes, and that you like house music, and that you have Sione Tuatonga hands, and that you smell like carne asada, and that you have a nipple hair mustache, and that you're a dirty *** peasant, and that you are genetically predisposed to the husky gene, and that you are a suspect dude, and that you are the mythical all-in-one creep and dirtbag, and that you have mud-butt, and that you are a less attractive version of stoked, and that on a scale of 1 to 10 you are a -7, and that you have a 5-head, and that you shart regularly, and that you have a big nose, and sweat more than Patrick Ewing. You're still really good at using different colored fonts.

You watch your damn dirty mouth.

Also I now know what I am having for lunch.
 
Oh Larry the Laker.....

I didnt know you think about me so much...


So much is wrong with your post.

First of all, why are you on Jazzfanz if you are a Laker fan?

Second, I am actually a great dresser. My style is a pair of Lucky jeans, a t shirt and a nice pair of kicks such as DC skate shoes. I dont wear Jersey's, baggy pants, pink shirts, skinny jeans, too tight clothes, or anything else stupid. My style is sexy and the women love it.

Third, I like music like 30 seconds to mars, Linkin park, eminem, coldplay, Nirvana, crystal method, nin, and many other old and new groups. I like all sorts of music.

Fourth, I do like carne asada, but I hate Betos. I like Barbacoa for my burritos. I only eat quality food. Its been over ten years since I have had junk fast food like Mcdonalds. I take two showers a day, so I know I dont smell like it.

Fifth, I work for an Engineering firm. I own a 4200 square ft brand new home on a third of an acre.

Sixth, I have had two threesomes with hot chicks in my life. I have had sex with three different girls in one day(different from my threesomes) So getting laid is not an issue for me.

Seventh, I have always been more athletic than anyone I have ever known. At my peak I ran a 4.5 40 yard dash. I had a 38 inch vert, and ran a 5 minute mile. Benched 315

Eighth, I have never had any disease. I never get sick. I have perfect eye sight.

Ninth, I am good looking enough to be a model, but man enough not to do something like that and be a pretty boy.

Tenth, I have 8 screws and 2 plates in my hand from beating down someone with a big mouth like yours.

Also I am the second best poster on here besides Verlin

You are just a loser

So ya, you were wrong about all that stuff.

None of this negates the fact that you're a moran.
 
Wait, is larryselbow the same Larry the Laker that lives with his mom and calls into DJ & PK on the radio?
 
When larry posted your so cute bluesy. His post count was 666.

Dude is the devil, and a Laker fan.

Why are you full of so much hate Larry?
 
Remember when blues ran a 4.5 40 while weighing 220 pounds with 2% body fat with a 38" vertical while wearing a sweet pair of DC skate shoes and some sick True Religions all while all while have 2 torn ACL's and having threesomes on the reg, all while managing to make 15 of the most retarded posts anyone has ever seen daily and being giant stinky douche bag all at the same time?
 
Remember when blues ran a 4.5 40 while weighing 220 pounds with 2% body fat with a 38" vertical while wearing a sweet pair of DC skate shoes and some sick True Religions all while all while have 2 torn ACL's and having threesomes on the reg, all while managing to make 15 of the most retarded posts anyone has ever seen daily and being giant stinky douche bag all at the same time?

Yes. Yes, I do remember those days.
 
Remember when blues ran a 4.5 40 while weighing 220 pounds with 2% body fat with a 38" vertical while wearing a sweet pair of DC skate shoes and some sick True Religions all while all while have 2 torn ACL's and having threesomes on the reg, all while managing to make 15 of the most retarded posts anyone has ever seen daily and being giant stinky douche bag all at the same time?

I love you.
 
Remember when blues ran a 4.5 40 while weighing 220 pounds with 2% body fat with a 38" vertical while wearing a sweet pair of DC skate shoes and some sick True Religions all while all while have 2 torn ACL's and having threesomes on the reg, all while managing to make 15 of the most retarded posts anyone has ever seen daily and being giant stinky douche bag all at the same time?

That's what I call diversity!
 
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