jazzlurker
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I thought a stretch 5 was when Eaton or Osterbag stood at have court and screamed "illegal defense"!
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I thought a stretch 5 was when Eaton or Osterbag stood at have court and screamed "illegal defense"!
BluesRocker
Banned
But Jimmer can shoot from half court....
We could use him as a specialist at the end of games, if we need a long last second shot.
He can be the devin hester of the NBA.
We could use him as a specialist at the end of games, if we need a long last second shot.
He can be the devin hester of the NBA.
Park Bites
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Funny how this has turned into a Jimmer thread but the move would be to get the 5th pick. To hell with Jimmer if we got mkg or Barnes. Good grief people just relax.
Beside for sactown to trade Jimmer now is to tell their fans they screwed up. Not going to happen.
Beside for sactown to trade Jimmer now is to tell their fans they screwed up. Not going to happen.
jazzlurker
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Don't you know that the only reason he sucked last year is because he needed a trial to give him strength? I for one bow at the feet of the golden calf Jimmer! He is the incarnate of Donny and Marie born into a chiseled body equal to only to Michel
angelo's David? If the earth opened and swallowed me, I could dream of waking up in jimmer's arms. Coming to Utah would also allow us to make up new Utard expressions: Jimtastik, Jimmer with a Rimmer, someone call a jimbulance another teenage girl passed out, Jimtopia, Go get Jimmered, a arching Jimmer through the rim.
I swear Jimmerflu makes me sick.
My love for him is like Diarreah, I just can't hold it in.
Next level post.
Need second take before reading...
You've been incredibly subdued throughout these draft discussions Blues - everything OK at home?
If you hate him that much doesn't he win by default?
JJ Rage
Active Member
I hate his game. He's a one dimensional player playing the most important position on the floor, and that one dimension is quite possibly the least important skill to have at said position.
I said the same thing about Jimmer before last year's draft. If he could come in here and help the Jazz win games, I'd be 100% behind the decision to bring him in and give him minutes. But he's not going to help any NBA team win a goddamn thing. If the Jazz acquire Jimmer it'll be to sell more tickets, not win more games.
And yes, I'm a U fan and yes that makes me completely biased. But the Jazz winning basketball games is far more important to me than any college rivalry ********.
Weezur
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You misspelled ****
jazzlurker
Well-Known Member
Pardon me, there is no error.
Fixed, "And yes, I'm a U fan and yes that makes me completely biased. But the Jazz winning basketball games is far more important to me than any college rivalry BullJimm!"
Former Member
Banned
Since Jimmer is mentioned in this "rumor" this thread will go for twenty pages!
My point is, you seem to be saying, this one guy has the power to dictate whether you watch your favorite NBA team or not. I wouldn't give him that much power.
JJ Rage
Active Member
My point is, it'd be less about the man and more about the organization making that decision.
I win!!!!!
Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Guess you weren't around on the old board when Arroyo played for the Jazz. I think Carlos had a bigger following than Ricky Martin. Yep, if you think Tebowmania is out of hand, just think what would happen if Jimmer played for the Jazz. And imagine if Utah ever won a championship with Jimmer on the team. OH.....MY.....HECK!!!
Park Bites
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i think we all just need to go find a quite spot and jimmer ourselves a for a bit.
Yoda would be disappointed in you all.
He would recommend you all are not trained in the ways of the force.
He would recommend you all are not trained in the ways of the force.