Gyp Rosetti
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MsSerp just went to bed!!!!!!!!!!! " Please try to go to bed at a reasonable time." LOL. And I have to teach kids tomorrow.
My night with the Captain
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Gyp Rosetti
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I may take a pic with my johnson inside the bottle...I mean, I'd have to squeeze and shove it in because it's thicker than a python but I may take that educated risk and do it...ya know...for entertainment purposed of course.
perplexing use of phrasiology there, teach.
Gyp Rosetti
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Just messin' with ya' while I'm the sober one, for once .. carry on Krazee.
Gyp Rosetti
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I'm watching American Hoggers right now. No, not Trout's documentary but the show on A&E. Waiting for Storage Wars. Those hicks in Deliverance wouldhang their heads. Squeal like a pig boiIIi!
Gyp Rosetti
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Holiday Ro-oh-ah-oh-ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oad, Holiday Ro-oh=ah=oh=ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-oad!!!
Gyp Rosetti
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This thread's lost its' luster. Freakin' Mormans all going to bed early and what not. I'm done. Finished about 55% of the handle which is about 20 or 21 shots I guess of a 70 proof drink...solid...nothing special...did 95% of the handle once, the night the Spurs ousted the Jazz in five in the WCF about six years ago...MsSerp made me leave a party just 15 minutes short of finishing the handle. I'll never forgive her. I'll finish an entire one in a couple weeks.
freakazoid
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Lightweight.
pfft. Have you seen his 27% body fat??
Brown Notes
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1. Sailor Jerry's > Cap'n.
2. Whiskey > Rum
3. Almost anything is better for you than cola, even the booze. I would wager you'll live longer drinking 12 oz of canadian whiskey a day than a coke a day. PKM would have you drink his kentucky version. FFS though don't ever put ****ing coke in your whiskey wherever it comes from.
4. Don't be a bitch in the morning. Suck it up and sweat it out.
2. Whiskey > Rum
3. Almost anything is better for you than cola, even the booze. I would wager you'll live longer drinking 12 oz of canadian whiskey a day than a coke a day. PKM would have you drink his kentucky version. FFS though don't ever put ****ing coke in your whiskey wherever it comes from.
4. Don't be a bitch in the morning. Suck it up and sweat it out.
Gyp Rosetti
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Been up for 10 minutes already and eating my leftover Chinese food I cooked. Suck it bitcheez.
That's what a strong 2 hours of sleep will do for a guy. Now call in sick and get drunk.
Lot of truth here.
Maker's Mark
.. but you want one of the very, very best .. go Pappy Van Winkle (23 years aged) ..
THAT is the stuff.
Atta boy.
Is this what becomes of life when you get old?
Drinking?