Introducing Trogloraptor

[Scat]

It is incredible in this day and age, on the NA continent, that they are still finding new species. In fact, this one is so awesome, not only is it a new species but a new genus and a new family!

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/spider-species-trogloraptor-found-caves-094215878.html

It has claws at the end of each leg.

 

[franklin]

*species, left eye

 

[bigb]

It is incredible in this day and age, on the NA continent, that they are still finding new species. In fact, this one is so awesome, not only is it a new species but a new genus and a new family!

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/spider-species-trogloraptor-found-caves-094215878.html

It has claws at the end of each leg.

Great, now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

 

[Scat]

Great, now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

Relax. They only live in caves in the Pacific Northwest.

This is what you should be worried about...

And while this guy looks scary as hell they're actually quite docile and fun to play with.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Relax. They only live in caves in the Pacific Northwest. [/img]

What a relief. So glad they don't live in caves in Kentucky or STG.

 

[Former Member]

Relax. They only live in caves in the Pacific Northwest.

<Sigh> I'll be back in Oregon next week... I guess I have to change my Tuesday evening activities.

 

[bigb]

Relax. They only live in caves in the Pacific Northwest.

This is what you should be worried about...

And while this guy looks scary as hell they're actually quite docile and fun to play with.

I ****ing hate you.
Besides, if they are a brand new species, how do they know they only live in caves in the Pacific Northwest?

 

[Dr. Jones]

I ****ing hate you.
Besides, if they are a brand new species, how do they know they only live in caves in the Pacific Northwest?

They placed a tracking device on the little ****er and tracked it?

 

[Scat]

I ****ing hate you.
Besides, if they are a brand new species, how do they know they only live in caves in the Pacific Northwest?

Good point. They may find them under your bed in Taylorsville. Best bet is to not sleep in your bed until this matter is settled.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Good point. They may find them under your bed in Taylorsville. Best bet is to not sleep in your bed until this matter is settled.

Careful bigb, I sense an invitation to Hurricane in there somewhere...

 

[Scat]

Careful bigb, I sense an invitation to Hurricane in there somewhere...

I'm genuinely hurt. I was going to invite YOU again and talk about splitting 300K a year.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'm genuinely hurt. I was going to invite YOU again and talk about splitting 300K a year.

Who's gonna pay us that much?

 

[Scat]

Who's gonna pay us that much?

NAOS seems to have a twisted side. Then again, I'm not sure a TA has that kind of loot.

 

[bigb]

Good point. They may find them under your bed in Taylorsville. Best bet is to not sleep in your bed until this matter is settled.

They did find them under a bed in Taylorsville. Good thing I don't live in Taylorsville.