I have discovered who Saltair's Finest really is

[UGLI baby]

RIP Saltairs finest. Everybody misses you.

 

[nightmare3983]

Oh here are the direct message replies I heard back from Flemming:

that **** is creeping me out dude. I'm mike Fleming from Chicago I'm not any other person and have never heard of jazz fans or whatever

out of nowhere some guy tweeted at me the URL of that message board and I'm just creeped out I have no idea what tht is I'm not anybody else

for the 100th time i have no idea who salt airs finest is or what the hell jazz fans is you guys think I'm someone else and are posting
pictures and my information and i have NOOO idea who the hell you guys are and aren't trying to be anyone else then mike ****ing fleming

seriously please stop its very creepy

I figured we may as well make this thread comprehensive.

 

[TroutBum]

I figured we may as well make this thread comprehensive.

I found out who the real guy is, and his work phone number. He's a college professor, and I called him at his school office to tell him that I was onto him, and that he better knock it the hell off.

 

[nightmare3983]

I found out who the real guy is, and his work phone number. He's a college professor, and I called him at his school office to tell him that I was onto him, and that he better knock it the hell off.

Don't college professors have better things to than troll the Jazzfanz message board? No offense intended to Tarkanian - you're not a troll.

 

[UGLI baby]

I found out who the real guy is, and his work phone number. He's a college professor, and I called him at his school office to tell him that I was onto him, and that he better knock it the hell off.

Greatness

 

[Scat]

Don't college professors have better things to than troll the Jazzfanz message board?

Nope. Exhibit 1: NAOS

 

[nightmare3983]

Nope. Exhibit 1: NAOS

Good call.

 

[TroutBum]

Nope. Exhibit 1: NAOS

TA's with superiority complexes don't really count, do they?

 

[Dr. Jones]

TA's with superiority complexes don't really count, do they?

*In my best NAOS voice*

Ahem, TA that is ALMOST a professor, thank you. Prick.

 

[TroutBum]

*In my best NAOS voice*

Ahem, TA that is ALMOST a professor, thank you. Prick.

This is what I imagine it sounds like: https://www.hark.com/clips/jqkhxwtrcb-donkeys-can-fart

 

[Deleted member 848]

A shame that Saltair never came back, really.

 

[nightmare3983]

A shame that Saltair never came back, really.

I really wanted a full-fledged confession.