I finally found the girl I want to marry.........

[Duck Rodgers]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012...essman-reward-lesbian-daughter_n_1916277.html

A Hong Kong billionaire has offered up a staggering, if bizarre, "marriage bounty" to any man who can woo his married lesbian daughter.

Business Insider reports that Cecil Chao Sze-tsung publicly announced the $65 million "reward" after hearing that Gigi Chao had eloped with her long-term female partner to France.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Wow, that is *******awesome.

 

[Zulu]

Your barking up the wrong tree, uh ...... I mean canoe!!

 

[Stoked]

I'm game for trying

 

[bigb]

Offer to split the reward with her and I bet she takes you up on it.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Too late. I won.

 

[Chris-L]

Too late. I won.

whore

 

[UGLI baby]

Just added her on facebook!

Had a girl I once dated go lez, now I just need to reverse the formula and Boom! I'm rich.

 

[bigb]

Just added her on facebook!

Had a girl I once dated go lez, now I just need to reverse the formula and Boom! I'm rich.

Just one? You seem like the type of guy that would drive them all lesbian.

 

[UGLI baby]

Just one? You seem like the type of guy that would drive them all lesbian.

True True.

"I could never find another man like UGLI. I give up. Time to start searching for womenz."

 

[Scat]

True True.

"I could never find another man like UGLI. I give up. Time to start searching for womenz."

I don't think you drove them lez... I suspect that they knew you were gay and were just trying to help you transition.

 

[UGLI baby]

I don't think you drove them lez... I suspect that they knew you were gay and were just trying to help you transition.

Haha this actually makes sense. She told me that my Mom paid her $17 to date me. lol thought she was kidding.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Haha this actually makes sense. She told me that my Mom paid her $17 to date me. lol thought she was kidding.

Cool moment for your mums, UGLI. Bout time she was in position to be the payor. Obama!!!

 

[UGLI baby]

True Fuzzing Story...

In 4th grade a girl once offered me $20 to go on a date with her to Taco Bell. Turned her down.

Like A Boss.

 

[Dr. Jones]

True Fuzzing Story...

In 4th grade a girl once offered me $20 to go on a date with her to Taco Bell. Turned her down.

Like A Boss.

Thank God... would be wrong to you use bawse in this context.......................

 

[UGLI baby]

Thank God... would be wrong to you use bawse in this context.......................

Dur?

 

[UGLI baby]

You listen to a lot of Rick Ross, PKM?

Thats the only thing the googler pulled up.

 

[Dr. Jones]

That would be Rossi.

But, meh, errybody noes it's bawse..

 

[Hotdog]

True True.

"I could never find another man like UGLI. I give up. Time to start searching for womenz."

Troutdump is ugly, you should give him a try.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Already had scatilingus. It was beautiful.