I finally found the girl I want to marry.........

[Dr. Jones]

Already had scatilingus. It was beautiful.

Really? I got jewed. He just laid there pretending to be drugged.

 

[Former Member]

It is because of stories like this that I am glad that I lurk the general discussion of Jazzfanz....

BTW, the story sounds like some bizarre made for tv Lifetime movie... or so I hear.

 

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True Fuzzing Story...

In 4th grade a girl once offered me $20 to go on a date with her to Taco Bell. Turned her down.

Like A Boss.

She offered you her taco for $20?

 

[Revolution 9]

"You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive. "

 

[TroutBum]

Troutdump is ugly, you should give him a try.

Your mother!


No, seriously, your mother didn't think so. When I put on the rubber gloves and went all "Thanksgiving Turkey" on 'dat ***.



Like a bawse.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Your mother!


No, seriously, your mother didn't think so. When I put on the rubber gloves and went all "Thanksgiving Turkey" on 'dat ***.



Like a bawse.

See that, UGLI? How it's done, son..

 

[YB85]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012...essman-reward-lesbian-daughter_n_1916277.html

Who wants to chow Chao?

 

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Who wants to chow Chao?

Challenge accepted!

 

[Duck Rodgers]

"You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive. "

We only quote The Bible in my topics, not Star Wars. But yeah, I've never personally seen that whole marrying for money thing work out too well. There's one more reason that I think it's better to get married when you're younger because you never have to get into bank account wars during the courtship. You're usually going to be taking a shot in the dark financially.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Weird

 

[Stoked]

Who wants to chow Chao?

For one thing she is beautiful in that pic.

To me a good looking asian girl is georgeous.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

For one thing she is beautiful in that pic.

To me a good looking asian girl is georgeous.

I had to go and pluck her best picture from Google Image search to add to my case for marrying her. That's the only one where she looks closer to a Julie Chen or Ann Curry Asian news anchorwomen or something(now those two are definitely hotties). She's not that good looking in the other ones. She screams lezbo. Although, as somebody that has spent a decent amount in China, she's definitely like a 8 compared to her country mates still. Chinese girls are iffy.

 

[Stoked]

I had to go and pluck her best picture from Google Image search to add to my case for marrying her. That's the only one where she looks closer to a Julie Chen or Ann Curry Asian news anchorwomen or something(now those two are definitely hotties). She's not that good looking in the other ones. She screams lezbo. Although, as somebody that has spent a decent amount in China, she's definitely like a 8 compared to her country mates still. Chinese girls are iffy.

I used to date a Vietnamese Hooters girl. Good God...

 

[TroutBum]

I used to date a Vietnamese Hooters girl. Good God...

I heard that at least half of Vietnamese girls are actually members of the Pen 15 club.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I had to go and pluck her best picture from Google Image search to add to my case for marrying her. That's the only one where she looks closer to a Julie Chen or Ann Curry Asian news anchorwomen or something(now those two are definitely hotties). She's not that good looking in the other ones. She screams lezbo. Although, as somebody that has spent a decent amount in China, she's definitely like a 8 compared to her country mates still. Chinese girls are iffy.

Freudian lisp?