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I just got a flu shot

Now I'm getting flu shot ads everywhere. Sweet Jesus. These guys are getting really good at what they do.
 
Hmm.... I'd be interested in knowing how they eat.

Well, they don't anymore (I'm 50, they'd be something like 110, and my genes aren't quite that good).

They sat down to the same table we did. They just ate less as they got older, and avoided some of the greasier and spicier foods.
 
Please GOD! Get your flu shot before Obama announces that the H12N55 Ducktigercatfish virus is now cause for a national emergency!

Have you considered that I myself may be part of the conspiracy? Why else would I deny your claims with such fervor? In such case, I would only push others to take mind control/Alzheimer-autism concoction. I would never take it myself!
 
Well, they don't anymore (I'm 50, they'd be something like 110, and my genes aren't quite that good).

They sat down to the same table we did. They just ate less as they got older, and avoided some of the greasier and spicier foods.

Makes sense.

One thing that always seemed evident with the older generation is the fact that they were always much healthier.
Even your generation is much healthier then mine.

I attribute most of this to how much more horrible diets keep getting over time.
As I don't believe in vaccinations, I think younger generations diets are even more to blame.
 
Makes sense.

One thing that always seemed evident with the older generation is the fact that they were always much healthier.
Even your generation is much healthier then mine.

I attribute most of this to how much more horrible diets keep getting over time.
As I don't believe in vaccinations, I think younger generations diets are even more to blame.

To me a large part of that problem is the over medication for anything.

LOOK!! LOOK!! That 4 year old is running around screaming and laughing like a crazy person! ADDHD! ADD! PMS! PTSD! AIDS! SARS! VIP! RSVP! Medicate them into zombiehood...

Heavenforbid a 4 year old be a 4 year old.
 
I didn't get a flu shot and I don't have the flu or flu-like symptoms.

So what can we conclude from all of this?
 
I didn't get a flu shot and I don't have the flu or flu-like symptoms.

So what can we conclude from all of this?

That you, like I, have good health and do not need the shot at this point in your life.
 
One thing that always seemed evident with the older generation is the fact that they were always much healthier.
Even your generation is much healthier then mine.

I attribute most of this to how much more horrible diets keep getting over time.

I attribute it to the sick people not dying off. Allergies that would have killed 100 years ago are now nuisances.
 
I didn't get a flu shot and I don't have the flu or flu-like symptoms.

So what can we conclude from all of this?

That someone has already started a thread on that (in here, kind of, not really). Should we just call you Slopper, or would you like to start reading the threads before you start spouting off like in inbred Mormonite from Umerican Fort?

By the way, I'm still feeling large and in charge. In fact, I think I might actually get out and jog on this fine morning.
 
That someone has already started a thread on that (in here, kind of, not really). Should we just call you Slopper, or would you like to start reading the threads before you start spouting off like in inbred Mormonite from Umerican Fort?

By the way, I'm still feeling large and in charge. In fact, I think I might actually get out and jog on this fine morning.

I read it, unfortunately. Embarrassed for all that posted and created this garbage.
 
4 days later, no symptoms. Looks like the flu shot didn't give me the flu. How aobut that!
 
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