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Donate to buy Big Al a ticket to the space station and pay off the Russian mafia to keep him there u

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franklin

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ntil April 30, don't care what year they can decide.


I pledge $100.

To be as flexible as possible, all pledges are only that and can be renegged at any time in the future prior to ticket purchase.

I think we need one million dollars
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and a mixed case of slightly used AKs, vicodin, black market passports, and a crossdresser for the spacestronauts for the bribe.


Let's make this happen team!
 
I can only do $50 right now but I'll ask some of the gals at church about maybe doing a bake sale or possibly a yard sale or something to raise funds.

Props for taking action and DOING something about the situation Frank.
 
UGLI baby said:
I can only do $50 right now but I'll ask some of the gals at church about maybe doing a bake sale or possibly a yard sale or something to raise funds.

Props for taking action and DOING something about the situation Frank.
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You're in luck. A rich benefactor has not only pledged to pledge one penny for every dollar raised, but to also match the very first pledge. This brings your total pledge up to $101 and just enough to remove you from the "I want to be cool so I donated but am still a closet Jefferson apologist" list.
 
Well I was going to donate to the "Eradicate Child Slavery in Africa" fund, but this seems more urgent.
 
UGLI baby said:
What happens if the rocket explodes at launch?

Will we have to pay extra?
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I've arranged to have it lift off from the inside of Jerry Sandusky's cell (which has conveniently been relocated to Ayatollah Komenei's basement) while a special interview is being conducted by Mr. Ruppert Murdoch himself, with special security detail being led up by George W. in person and an audience mixture of the Kardashian-Kanye ultimate douchbaggery combo meal. The interview will be moderated live by David Stern and the condom Kobe rapes with and will include a halftime catwalk featuring OJ Simpson trying on gloves, Rex Ryan removing them with his butt cheeks, and Casey Anthony feeding grapes to George Zimmerman in the background.

I think it's obvious the president will deem this gathering a threat worthy of immediate destruction and any potential casualties an acceptable cost of war.
 
Current Jefferson apologist leaderboard who refuse to donate to help the cause:

Numberica
NAOS
GVC
Ed Writ;er
JJAS
Revelation 9

Update coming soon.
 
BabyPeterzz said:
Dutch is holding on for dear life.
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Dutch just topped the Homer Baord.

Dutch, you are all talk but you have no balls to truly disguise your unending closet love and devotion to Al Jefferson. Just admit it, you love him and want the Jazz to offer max contract this offseason.
 
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