1st Annual Jazzfanz Academy Awards

[Hotdog]

Here are your nominees

(Opens envelope)

Everybody


Here are your winners


Best Actor - Goes to franklin

Best Pictures - Goes to Zulu

Best Thread - Goes to PKM (Following 2013 draftees)

Best Alt - Goes to PointGod_AB

Best Banned Alt - Goes to George (George could not be here to accept his award)

Best Contrarian - Goes to Cy Torbin

Best Conspiracy Theorist - Goes to The Silencer (the silencer could not be here to accept his award)

Best Anti Conspiracy Theorist - Goes to Gameface

Best Comeback Poster - Goes to HeavenHarris

Best NBA Info Updater - Goes to Nightmare

Best Long Paragraphs - Goes to Motown

Best Al Hater - Goes to dutchjazzer

Best KOC Hater - Goes to Mission Accomplished

Best Comedian - Goes to UGLI Baby

Best Mod - Goes to Rev9

Best Secret Idenity - Goes to Ty the Turd

Best Basketball Knowledge - Goes to vslice

Best Mega Poster - Goes to PKM

Best Jazzfanz Owner - Goes to Jason

Best Actress - Goes to Jazzfanatic

Best Foreign Poster - Goes to UnderKanter

Best Political Poster - Goes to babe

Best Nice Guy - Stoked

Best Mean Guy - Numberica

Best Middle East Updater - Stoked

Best Defender of Minorities - One Brow


Feel free to nominate somebody

 

[Sneakers]

Best ruca - ruca

 

[fallenchicken]

snubbed like I'm Ben Affleck.

 

[DutchJazzer]

what happend to best troller

 

[Stoked]

Two wins. I'd like to thank myself.

 

[Zulu]

[video=YouTube;3TKK6d3-h2U[/MEDIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TKK6d3-h2U

 

[DutchJazzer]

I would like to thank HH, big al, Ty corbin for their support.
and i would like to also thank the mods for banning me every now and agian.
i wanna thank god above.
i also need to thank the devil without the devil god would be bored, you know so god go do his job and be thanked. i would also like to thank budha, jesus crhrist batman and christopher nolan.
and before i forget and get banned once again i would like to thank jason for making this all possible
thank you everyone.
the first dutchie to win an award
FOMG this is AMAZING

 

[Zulu]

what happend to best troller

Best multiple thread maker- Hack!!

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

We need a "Best General Discussion Poster" award.

 

[Stoked]

We need a "Best General Discussion Poster" award.

That's a good one. I am fond of GFs posts in the General Forums.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Also, "Best Turkish Poster"

 

[DutchJazzer]

if there is a best al hater award
why not a best al lover award(cakar maybe)

 

[Hotdog]

snubbed like I'm Ben Affleck.

Sorry. Its hard to find something for everybody. Some people just stand out more. Maybe we can find a way to nominate people. I don't know everybody's schtick.

 

[Hotdog]

what happend to best troller

Best multiple thread maker- Hack!!

We need a "Best General Discussion Poster" award.

Also, "Best Turkish Poster"

These are all good. If someone wants. They can rip my idea and add a bunch more, or I can refine it later, or wait til next time. Or just use this thread and say what the category is and who wins it.

 

[Stoked]

Sorry. Its hard to find something for everybody. Some people just stand out more. Maybe we can find a way to nominate people. I don't know everybody's schtick.

Well if you are really bored then you can create a bunch of categories liek you have and then ask for peoples opinions. Then after so many pages you can tally up votes and see who wins.

 

[Hotdog]

Well if you are really bored then you can create a bunch of categories liek you have and then ask for peoples opinions. Then after so many pages you can tally up votes and see who wins.

K. Help me with the categories. This could actually be pretty cool if it was official with votes. We could redo it later. Consider this a rough draft I guess.

 

[HeavenHarris]

best racialist: carolinajazz

 

[HeavenHarris]

best general forum president: PKM

 

[HeavenHarris]

best BAWSE: UGLI Baby

 

[HeavenHarris]

Best punctuation emphasizer: Zulu (!!!)