I heard the reason Obama is such a bad president...Big Al
The reason the Twilight movies were terrible...Big Al
The reason Jean Claude Van Damme sucks as an actor...Big Al
The reason Kristen Stewart is such a terrible actress...Big Al
The reason The Caveman TV series was awful...Big Al
The main reason why the Jazz lost against the Bulls in '98...Big Al
Why Ty can't coach his way out of a paper bag...Big Al (OK, maybe this one is true)
I like where we are going with this.
The reason N. Korea broke off the armistice... Big Al
The reason Kenny Rogers got all that plastic surgery... Big Al
The reason Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire... Big Al
The reason Richie Valens plane went down... Big Al
The reason "the music died"...again... Big Al
The reason the Space Shuttle exploded... Big Al
The reason Tom and Katie split... Big Al
The reason for the 29 stock crash... Big Al
The reason we have 3rd world countries... Big Al
The reason for global warming... Big Al, and Al Gore
The reason for Utah inversion... Big Al
The reason franklin drinks so much... Big Al