average players placate average players + team is build around deron, ball in his hand 40+ minutes a game..\ tru brilliance usually fails because its ahead of its time. build a team around andrei and he'll lock down mj24 in a prison made from his limber russian limbs but again. tradition man doesn't like haircuts or sushi
AK - an interesting perspective
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average players placate average players + team is build around deron, ball in his hand 40+ minutes a game..\ tru brilliance usually fails because its ahead of its time. build a team around andrei and he'll lock down mj24 in a prison made from his limber russian limbs but again. tradition man doesn't like haircuts or sushi
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Can anyone translate that post?
For me, anyone who would rather read Russian literature than work on his game when his employer is paying him $17M is a loser. AK was given that contract with the expectation he would become a MAX player some day. Instead, he spent his summers jackpotting around, made vacation plans and consulate appointments while his team was still in the playoffs and then cried when he couldn't understand why his teammates and the coaching staff were mad at him.
AK is a thief. He's held up the Miller family for $80M dollars. I hope they trade his sorry *** the first chance they get. I'd rather see Hayward and Evans giving 100% than AK pouting because he isn't getting enough "touches." With the way he shoots, he should only get touches if he's putting back a missed shot. He'd have no offense at all if the refs stopped bailing him out on those wild drives into the lane. What a con artist. Half the time he just loses control of the ball, but when you've got his long arms flailing wildly about (like the Lost in Space robot), I guess the refs have to make some type of call.
Wait. What?
He's not even the best passing big man in Jazz history. That would be Karl Malone. Neither hold a candle to Walton. Or Bird. Or Sabonis. etc.
ah yes the plight of the miller family. valid counterpooint. i too feel sympathy for the millers , as i pawn my wedding ring for rafter seats + old hotdog. also yes u will become a max player andrei this is why were giving u money but ummmmmmm were going to get bad money man boozer 2 and he is going to take up ur position and youre sliding down to 3 which may as well not exist in our decrepet system sopoooo try to be a max player touching ball 4 times a game. umm andrei why arent u scoring points. i mean u are playing defesnse as good as u ever did and i tell u to just play defense but im still epic mad about the lack of points because i am a utah jazz fan and if u dont score points u are stealing from the millers who i feel like i know personally because of rueful regional marketing campaign
utah: we pride ourselves on hard work effort family values loyalty HANG THIS GUY FROM THE RAFTERS W/NOOSE MADE FROM HIS INTENSTINES HE DON'T PLAY GOOD ALSO I HAVE GNAT MEMORY
UGH THIS GUY IS TAKING MONEY FROM RICH MEN WHO OWN TEAM THAT I CHEER FOR BECAUSE I WAS BORN IN THE AREA. I AM EPIC MAD ABOUT THESE THINGS I HVAE NO CONTROL OVER THAT I INDULGE MYSELF IN BECAUSE WE NEED TO FILL EMPTY LIVES WITH ARBITRARY STIMULAI , WOoo GOO JAZZ WE WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP AND I'LL.. i'll... i'll boast about it to people who havent won championship HAHAHAHA EPIC OWN, EPIC OWNAGE, THROW AWAY PLAYERS I DONT CARE THEY ARENT PEOPLE!!!! bring IN YOUNGER MORE EFFICIENT WORKS!!!! CUT PENSIONS!!!! GooOo super rich owners I DONT CARE ABOUT ENTERTAINING PRODUCT I CARE ABOUT EFFICIENTCY SUPPRESS UR HUMANITY ANDREI SUPPRESS UR EMOTIONS AND JUST RUN THE DAMN PLAY
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I think this is the real issue... Boozer came in and bitch slapped AK and took his position. If AK was half the athlete and ball player you claim him to be, Boozer would not have been able to take his position. AK was a good high energy player- that is all. He was not the best big man passer nor the greatest athlete in Utah history as you have claimed.
ah yes... truly.. not because old man tradition sloan sees bulging black muscles similar to the ones eh crutched on for 20 years w/ small spokane man. ah yes. time to hit coach autopilot button, pick and roll play physical and als o if u have athleticism just let it wither away because it hard to draw plays to exploit that derp herp gerp tractor
humans are kjnown to be 100% efficient decisions, not emotional or sentimental at all... like the free market ftw... the players who play are the best because the league is 100 % efficient, just like the best athlests in the world back int he 1920s were all white. black ppl couldn't cut it obvs or theyd be playing. humantiy is efficient
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