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If this doesn't bring tears to your eyes...

I don't like these kinds of stories. Why you gotta make it such a big thing and stretch it out longer than you have to? Just go home as soon as your flight gets in... Attention whores...
 
I don't like these kinds of stories. Why you gotta make it such a big thing and stretch it out longer than you have to? Just go home as soon as your flight gets in... Attention whores...

Seriously? Who the hell pissed in your Cheerios? I LOVE those types of things. That guy had been away for most of the last two years. Why wouldn't you go big to surprise your family? I'd do it in a heartbeat.
 
I don't like these kinds of stories. Why you gotta make it such a big thing and stretch it out longer than you have to? Just go home as soon as your flight gets in... Attention whores...
Kermit definitely would have thought up something big and green to surprise Ms. Piggy. Please hop back to the nearest lily pad until you change that attitude.
 
My homecomings were always a big lame disappointment, so this just brings up painful memories for me.
 
My homecomings were always a big lame disappointment, so this just brings up painful memories for me.
My absolute best was when my mother came to visit me in LA one time. I went to the airport in a suit, with a chauffeur-type cap and held up a sign with her name on it. She just about fell to the floor laughing.
 
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