First time, tonight.

[Stoked]

Yeah and your already elevated heart-rate will be pushed that much closer to a myocardial infarction.

But I will die with a smile. There are certainly worse ways to go.

 

[Deleted member 848]

As a guy I know once said, "I may not bottom out but I sure rub the hell out of the sides."

Trout?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Trout?

lol

 

[Stoked]

Trout?

Trout is depth and width challenged. He has to outsorce all his rubbing.

 

[Zulu]

@ PKM...

Good thing your in KY so after the hot chick turned you down, your cousin was there for second pickings!!!

 

[Dr. Jones]

@ PKM...

Good thing your in KY so after the hot chick turned you down, your cousin was there for second pickings!!!

WTF.. you stalking me bro?

 

[scootsy]

PKM!!!! Found something that you could use.

 

[Zulu]

WTF.. you stalking me bro?

Was in the neighborhood....

*picking up sandwiches in Indiana*

 

[Dr. Jones]

Was in the neighborhood....

*picking up sandwiches in Indiana*

Hahaha

 

[Dr. Jones]

I have never, ever, had an embarrassing shot down...... until tonight.

Don't get me wrong.. I wasn't trying to pick the girl up or nothin.. just harmless flirting.

Anyway, my lil cousin stopped by with her friend.. (bout 23 I'd say). Hot. Hot. HOT.

So having grown up here in KY and knowing she went to my same HS.. I was all playin reeko swavay.. and asked what her last name was (as if trying to jog my memory).

She said, "Holiday.. but my dad went to HS at a different school."

Holeeeeeeee ****.. bros.

Vagina .. err, I mean Mantis, negged me for this post. Just wanted to be sure his voice was heard publicly.. as high-pitched as it may be.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Pic removed...

 

[franklin]

This thread needs a theme song.

He was 52.

She was 25.

Two will become one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA5jsa1lR9c