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good nickname for Gobert

Park Bites

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was watching the SL and how Gobert was doing. I think I have the perfect nick name


The Eraser

because when a jazz player makes a mistake Gobert will come in and erase it with a block or put back or rebound. he will make players better shooters just by the confidence they will get knowing he is in the paint. also total team defense will improve because players can over play knowing he is there.

THe Eraser
 
Wow, that is literally the most uncreative nickname you could have. Did you get that playing NBA Live 2001?

His nickname is the Eiffel Tower.

When he blocks a shot, you say "The French Rejection".

When you are watching a highlight reel you say "I'm watching The Gobert Report".

/thread.
 
Wow, that is literally the most uncreative nickname you could have. Did you get that playing NBA Live 2001?

His nickname is the Eiffel Tower.

When he blocks a shot, you say "The French Rejection".

When you are watching a highlight reel you say "I'm watching The Gobert Report".

/thread.

You forgot...when you are eating Gobstoppers you say "These are pretty good Gobstoppers, despite the fact that they have the texture of Erasers."
 
Goes better with "Gobert" though, wouldn't you agree?

Yeah, but it's already taken. That would be like calling Hayward "Money Man" when he hits a 3-pointer.

We have a huge selection of French inspired nicknames for Gobert, we don't need to repeat past nicknames from old Jazz players.
 
Yeah, but it's already taken. That would be like calling Hayward "Money Man" when he hits a 3-pointer.

We have a huge selection of French inspired nicknames for Gobert, we don't need to repeat past nicknames from old Jazz players.

How about "The Bear" since he's Big and Huge and it rhymes with his name? He might need to bulk up a bit to grow into that name, but he'll get there.
 
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