These are some questions skeptics ask that are brilliantly articulated that no theological believing person can answer.
1) If god's so great, why does everything suck?
That is an obtuse generalization. It is not correct to say that "everything sucks," as everything you encounter has intricate karmic causes in accordance with your virtue and your past transgressions. For many people, everything is wonderful, even when they encounter tribulations.
2) If everything gets bigger as it grows up, how big was god when god was born? Was he really small? You can't explain that?
'God' as we'll call him is a being whose surface particles exist at the atomic level or even below (a more microcosmic level), beyond our normal range of vision. Hence God's mind/body is composed of far greater intelligent energy matter than human beings have, and He has the ability to transform and affect any and everything at that level of existence and below. Were God to directly manifest in this dimension, He could appear as anything He wanted to.
A god too has a process of growth, but He far transcends our range of time/space and would seem to live for an extremely long period of time. A god is also conscious through the life renewal process and doesn't have the angst and fear that human beings have of the dying process.
3) Could god make a pizza-bagel so large, that even god couldn't eat it?
You mean eat it in an anthropomorphic state and in one sitting? Sure. But a god doesn't do the kind of petty and trivial things that human beings do.
4) You disagree with other people's religious views - doesn't that mean your religion is wrong (because of probability)?
No. Different orthodox religions reflect a path of spiritual development for the followers of those religions. In other words, human beings are not all the same in appearance, culture, aptitude or ultimate destination. However, if one person wishes to improve himself or herself spiritually s/he must ultimately choose one path to follow, as mixing multiple paths will cause interference. This is why orthodox religions have explicitly discriminated against one another. It is so that their followers won't mix spiritual paths. Divine beings can take different forms, from the Western gods that we are familiar with to different forms of deities that Eastern religions study and follow. Different celestial paradises exist beneath the One who would be called Lord of Lords.
5) if two people on earth disagree about an issue, like religion, shouldn't parents not talk about it in front of their kids, because it might be brainwashing? ... religion is dumb.
Orthodox religions teach followers to respect their parents, children and neighbors. Discussion or debate about religious topics do not constitute brainwashing.
Checkmate theists.
What you believe is your own choice. Belief is subjective. Moreover, Truth has different levels and manifestations. If you think religion sucks, that is your view. The human world is a world of uncertainty and befuddlement. It was precisely arranged that way, and you fit right in.
Having said that, the religions themselves do not represent God. Religions are the matters of human beings. If human beings themselves degenerate and fail to live up to their responsibility as clergy, abbots, or representatives of religions, that is their failing, not God's.