Jazz fielding questions for Beeno

[franklin]

utah jazz ‏@utahjazz 8h

we are taking fan questions to ask players on media day.what would you ask andris bierdrins? Use hashtag #askandris to submit your question.

lol.

 

[Sexual Favors]

Uh oh

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Yo!

 

[Park Bites]

how do the hoes in Utah compare to the Ukraine? are the cigs here in the US ant better?

 

[Dr. Jones]

#haveUeverPlayedbb?

 

[Jazz Spazz]

If I asked him what his secret is to shooting free throws, would he tell me?

 

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#Beeno what hooker tricks u like best?

 

[akirac73]

Sorry...must be some inside joke, but who the F is "beeno"?

 

[Weezur]

Sorry...must be some inside joke, but who the F is "beeno"?

Isn't it obvious?

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Sorry...must be some inside joke, but who the F is "beeno"?

Isn't it obvious?

Beans is Andris Biedriņš nickname.

If you must know it's related to a game in 2008 when he played better "defense" than usual in the key against Milwaukee after a Taco Bell lunch.

 

[LogGrad98]

Wait, what?

Of all the players...um...

Wait, what?

 

[Weezur]

Beans is Andris Biedriņš nickname.

If you must know it's related to a game in 2008 when he played better "defense" than usual in the key against Milwaukee after a Taco Bell lunch.

Then shouldn't it be "Beano"?

 

[akirac73]

Thanks guys for clueing me in...my bad, no excuse for me not knowing the nickname of the player Corbin will be giving heavy minutes to this season.

 

[LogGrad98]

Thanks guys for clueing me in...my bad, no excuse for me not knowing the nickname of the player Corbin will be giving heavy minutes to this season.

You will learn the nicknames, and their fry sauce habits.

 

[♪alt13]

You will learn the nicknames, and their fry sauce habits.

***FRY SAUCE RELATED INFRACTION***

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I protest!

This was a perfectly executed double entendre. Anyone who didn't already understand what I was actually referring to would have said to himself "Gee wilikers that guy sure likes fry sauce." This post could have easily played on network TV or on the radio without a problem.

 

[Julie Greengiant]

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it's a vagina

 

[franklin]

Apparently they won't ask him how many whores he banged last summer, so maybe this will get thrown out there:

@utahjazz #askandris Will Utah Jazz ask Andris Biedrins what it took 2 have 2 of 4 statistically worst seasons all time?

I'm very curious.

 

[franklin]

@utahjazz #askandris Worst consecutive seasons all time: Mark Madsen 2005-07 or Biedrins 2011-13? https://tinyurl.com/prtzutq

 

[Jazz Spazz]

utahjazz #askandris Do you expect to play at all this year?

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Now that he's property of Utah, he'll be getting a new nick here short.

I always thought Hottniccckkkkkkkkk looked like Andris Biedrins, until I found out he was Asian.

You know the irony of it all is that he promotes Clint Eastwood... Gran Torino was a movie, Nickkkkkkkk!

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Haha, you crazy bra.