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franklin

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Prove your fanhood bad rap style/don't let rhyme master Spazz show you up.



Burke gonna rack up assists like a Collection Trey
Drive the lane like it's a highway
Drew guns on your Holliday
Dance around Shroeder like a ballet
Knock down buzzers, call him Cassius Clay
Make NBA look like child's play
 
Yo...Yo...Yo.....

Trey Burke,
puttin' in the work.
gonna go berserk.
cause more rukus than a Miley Cyrus' twerk

Summer league performance was just an illusion.
I dare you to try guard him,
he'll give a you brain contusion.
You won't even know you losin'
On the brink of Carlos Boozin'

Rookie of the year - you know who they be choosin'.
 
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Nowz the time two come and see
The Man, the Burke, the OPG
He’ll rock your world
Split your double T

Burke’s not jokin
Won’t be chokin
Twine be smokin
Passes be dope N

Sports Center is his reel
The kid has got the feel
Jazz tank is off the deal
Cuz Prince Burke is legit furreal
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/toobigyopartdeux
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Yo...Yo...Yo.....

Trey Burke,
he's gonna go berserk.
Cause more rukus than Miley Cyrus' twerk

His summer league performance was just an illusion.
I dare you to try guard him,
he'll give a you brain contusion.
You won't even know you're losin'
On the brink of Carlos Boozin'

Rookie of the year - you know who they be choosin.
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I like this one best so far... though franks is quite good as well
 
In class, gonna make one later tonight. Best thread made in months.
 
People like to say Dennis Schroeder would be shrewder
as if I'm not the future point guard here in Utah
I had a bad Summer League--they're thinkin' I'm a loser
but bustin' Treys was just a phase, now Stockton is my tutor!

so when I dress and suit up, it's all about the W
the Utah Jazz have crewed up, young, but we'll be son-in you
here is what I've come to do: lead, but be receptive
a game 7 final is the outcome I've accepted

Even if it's pass first, I'll work until we make it
in the name of John Stockton and everything that's sacred!
I'll take it to a Westbrook, Rose, and even Paul
doesn't matter if they're small, tall, I've come to ball!


---
inspired by Trey talking about how John has changed how he plans to react to broken screens, how he learned not to enter games shooting a bunch of threes, and how he learned "the better passer you are --the better scorer you'll be"
 
Yeah
Uh huh
Yo
Breaking you down
That's the way it gonna be
Ankles be shattered
Step back for a buzzer three
The hype is legit
The joke is on you
Cross over tear drop
Nothing you can do
Fanz be trippin
Ticket sales dippin
Hopes are slippin
Koolaide drinkers sippin
Trey steps up
Rookie year? What?
MVP in year one
Beat the Heat in finals....now I'm done
 
Scorpjazz said:
Yeah
Uh huh
Yo
Breaking you down
That's the way it gonna be
Ankles be shattered
Step back for a buzzer three
The hype is legit
The joke is on you
Cross over tear drop
Nothing you can do
Fanz be trippin
Ticket sales dippin
Hopes are slippin
Koolaide drinkers sippin
Trey steps up
Rookie year? What?
MVP in year one
Beat the Heat in finals....now I'm done
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Killed it
 
Burks added six inches, I add stitches
D-Rose rule in effect, MVP bitches
You ain't comin wit the drummer number one stunner leavin the West in ditches

Burke n favors? Assasination
Give me a Turk? Lob nation
Dropped to nine but droppin dimes get to the line like I'm free basin

Tell me to swerve, imma drift
Hittin Treys, it's a gift
Gimme dat Duke, Cuse, Lou, jay hawk ... Kentucky hahahaha oops, major biff
 
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ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh

Step back J
All the way
Trey Burke here gonna save the day (uh)
Pick and roll
As he pleases
Got dem other playes down on their knee-sis (uh)
Dish'n the rock
Nah his skill ain't no luck
Other playas when they see him know their game is f*****
Bring yo girlfriend to the game
You betta have a chauffer
cuz he's f***in ten bitches b'fore the night is ovah (yea)
 
franklin said:
Burks added six inches, I add stitches
D-Rose rule in effect, MVP bitches
You ain't comin wit the drummer number one stunner leavin the West in stitches

Burke n favors? Assasination
Give me a Turk? Lob nation
Dropped to nine but droppin dimes get to the line like I'm free basin

Tell me to swerve, imma drift
Hittin Treys, it's a gift
Gimme dat Duke, Cuse, Lou, jay hawk ... Kentucky hahahaha oops, major biff
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Started off a bit ruff with the use of stitches duplicated but the 2nd and 3rd versus were dope as ****

2nd verse, best sequence of lines/rymes yet
 
Sneakers said:
ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh ewuh

Step back J
All the way
Trey Burke here gonna save the day (uh)
Pick and roll
As he pleases
Got dem other playes down on their knee-sis (uh)
Dish'n the rock
Nah his skill ain't no luck
Other playas when they see him know their game is f*****
Bring yo girlfriend to the game
You betta have a chauffer
cuz he's f***in ten bitches b'fore the night is ovah (yea)
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Well done.

Lots o good rappers on teh jazzfanz.....

Didn't know there were so many bruthas in utah
 
Yesir. Uhh, uhhh 1 2, 1 2, mm 1 2 1 2.


Burke is like, Burke is like....


B-B-B-B-Burke is like, Burke is like....


Black Jesus awoken
moves flowin like the wind
Ankles broken
homie countin down from ten--













he stopped at seven
anaesthetics kickin in







Burke is like respiration
bringing life to the offense-- rejuvenation
dimes all day-- exuberation
Jazz nation gets flooded-- ejaculation


Name is B.J. Burke, son
Killing Jayhawks-- without a gun
Chillin till theres 4 on the clock-- just for fun
went to the national championship-- and almost won.

uh

in Ohio they call him '9-5'
cuz he got that swag that petrifies
murkin ninjas like a daily routine
not keepin it clean-- tossin more balls than Beans in the back of a limousine


huh


Burke is like now or never
he's got his index on that lever
the curtains drawn, but it aint ova
MVPs comin, cuz he da blaq Jay-Hova

Burke is like straight flexin
his homie G-Time got his arms t-rexin
is that KG frontin n stressin?
all gravy, got the Turk with da smith and Wesson
 
franklin said:
Prove your fanhood bad rap style/don't let rhyme master Spazz show you up.



Burke gonna rack up assists like a Collection Trey
Drive the lane like it's a highway
Drew guns on your Holliday
Dance around Shroeder like a ballet
Knock down buzzers, call him Cassius Clay
Make NBA look like child's play
Click to expand...

I thought they were supposed to rhyme.
 
dalamon said:
Yesir. Uhh, uhhh 1 2, 1 2, mm 1 2 1 2.


Burke is like, Burke is like....


B-B-B-B-Burke is like, Burke is like....


Black Jesus awoken
moves flowin like the wind
Ankles broken
homie countin down from ten--













he stopped at seven
anaesthetics kickin in







Burke is like respiration
bringing life to the offense-- rejuvenation
dimes all day-- exuberation
Jazz nation gets flooded-- ejaculation


Name is B.J. Burke, son
Killing Jayhawks-- without a gun
Chillin till theres 4 on the clock-- just for fun
went to the national championship-- and almost won.

uh

in Ohio they call him '9-5'
cuz he got that swag that petrifies
murkin ninjas like a daily routine
not keepin it clean-- tossin more balls than Beans in the back of a limousine


huh


Burke is like now or never
he's got his index on that lever
the curtains drawn, but it aint ova
MVPs comin, cuz he da blaq Jay-Hova

Burke is like straight flexin
his homie G-Time got his arms t-rexin
is that KG frontin n stressin?
all gravy, got the Turk with da smith and Wesson
Click to expand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrjmeGKoR1E
 
Man I suck at rap among other things.

I'm more of a White & Nerdy instead of Ridin dirty.

I can't fake it like Dalamonger and franklinfurter and the rest of you.
 
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