We already have Georgia Tech, Ckentuky, Butler, Iowa State, North Carolina, and Kansas on the team. We can't have 2 from any one school... Wiggins goes to Kansas, Randle goes to CKY, so therefore the Jazz must do all in their power to draft Parker. It's only logical.
He'll be the second coming mix of Magic and Dr. J only for the Jazz this time, we will play him in any of the 5 positions and he will dominate them all. Lebron will take a pay cut to come play with him. Jordan will admit he could not beat Parker, even in his prime. Parker will win ROTY, MVP, and COTY in his first season while Corbin will be the recipient of a new award, the stay out of the way award. The All-Star team will be the Jazz starting 5 because Parker makes the others look that good. The name of Hercules will be stricken from all mythology records and replaced with Jabari. The world will never be the same.
It would be silly to choose anyone else.