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[table="width: 700, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]Team[/td]
[td]Conf.[/td]
[td]win[/td]
[td]loss[/td]
[td]win pct.[/td]
[td]tank alert(last 10 games)[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]Milwaukee Bucks[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]7[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td].189[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]Orlando Magic[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]10[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td].263[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]Philadelphia 76ers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]12[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td].324[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]Utah Jazz[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td].333[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]Boston Celtics[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td].333[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]Sacramento Kings*6[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td].361[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]L.A. Lakers[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]14[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td].368[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]Cleveland Cavaliers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]14[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td].368[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]New York Knicks*2[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td].395[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]New Orleans Pelicans*1[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td].405[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]Brooklyn Nets*7[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td].405[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]Memphis Grizzlies[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td].486[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]Minnesota Timberwolves*9[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td].486[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td]Denver Nuggets*3[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td].514[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Goden State Warriors: 23rd


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


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[tr]
[td]Seed[/td]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]14th[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td].250[/td]
[td].215[/td]
[td].178[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td].199[/td]
[td].188[/td]
[td].171[/td]
[td].319[/td]
[td].123[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].157[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].226[/td]
[td].265[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td].119[/td]
[td].126[/td]
[td].133[/td]
[td].099[/td]
[td].351[/td]
[td].160[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td].088[/td]
[td].097[/td]
[td].107[/td]
[td][/td]
[td].261[/td]
[td].360[/td]
[td].084[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].071[/td]
[td].081[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].439[/td]
[td].305[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td].043[/td]
[td].049[/td]
[td].058[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].529[/td]
[td].232[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td].028[/td]
[td].033[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].724[/td]
[td].168[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td].017[/td]
[td].020[/td]
[td].024[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].813[/td]
[td].122[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td].011[/td]
[td].013[/td]
[td].016[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].870[/td]
[td].089[/td]
[td].002[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].907[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].935[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].960[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td].005[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].982[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Tank Ranking:
1. Milwaukee Bucks
1. Boston Celtics
1. LA Lakers
4. Orlando Magic
4. Charlotte Bobcats
4. New Orleans Pelicans
 
We're ****ing screwed.

Boston just gave GS Crawford and Brooks. Terrible for both our picks.

What did boston get?
And who is brooks?
 
What did boston get?
And who is brooks?

Marshon Brooks. He was drafted by the Nets and did pretty well as a rookie (averaged like 15 ppg I think....volume shooter...kinda like Crawford).

Celtics got Joel Anthony and a protected pick or smth.

Heat got Tony Douglas.

Boston has a serious chance to finish with the worst record now, and GS just added some depth. ****ing hell.
 
This is exactly the sort of thing we need to do.

Trade Jeff and Marv for a 2nd round pick for all I care, just GET RID OF THEM.
 
Marshon Brooks. He was drafted by the Nets and did pretty well as a rookie (averaged like 15 ppg I think....volume shooter...kinda like Crawford).

Celtics got Joel Anthony and a protected pick or smth.

Heat got Tony Douglas.

Boston has a serious chance to finish with the worst record now, and GS just added some depth. ****ing hell.

Oh ya i know brooks.
He getting tossed around alot it seems.

Homeless mans burks tbh
 
James (Philly)

Chad, which lottery team do you think can turn their team around the fastest if they land a top pick
Chad Ford (1:25 PM)

The Jazz. I really like their stable of young players. Gordon Hayward, Derrick Favors, Enes Kanter, Trey Burke and Alex Burks all have so much talent. If they could add an alpha dog like Jabari Parker (who I think is a lock to go to Utah at No. 1 if they win the top pick) ... I think they will be a playoff team in the West next year.

This is why we need to tank. Gosh dang it Lindsey, stinking Danny Ainge is out tanking you right now. Get some trades done!
 
This doesn't look good. Wouldn't be surprised if Rondo has "soreness" in his knee after playing a few games and is sat for another month. Ainge is playing their fan base and he doesn't do things half ***. Next year they reload with a healthy Rondo, top 3 pick, and possibly Hayward if they max him. That's a very quick and ruthless rebuild.
 
Chicago and Orlando are going to overtime. (Let's go Magic!)
Philly should win vs. Charlotte.
Washington beats Miami.
Boston is up.
New Orleans is up.
Milwaukee is only down by 3.

And the Jazz are trailing the Spurs, but are playing hard.

Good night so far for the tank.
 
Chicago and Orlando are going to overtime. (Let's go Magic!)
Philly should win vs. Charlotte.
Washington beats Miami.
Boston is up.
New Orleans is up.
Milwaukee is only down by 3.

And the Jazz are trailing the Spurs, but are playing hard.

Good night so far for the tank.

76ers with that W!
 
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