Jabari needs to pull a Kobe Bryant. Lakers got Kobe because he told everyone he would not sign with any team EXCEPT the Lakers. Parker needs to say he'll go on a mission UNLESS the Jazz draft him and he can spend his free weekends giving tours at Temple Square. He drops to #8, Jazz draft him and no longer have to worry about THE TANK. Why didn't any of us think of this before? Quick, someone get Lindsey on the line. Oh wait, Dennis isn't allowed contact right now. Quick, someone get PKM on the line. He probably knows a friend of a friend who knows a 2nd cousin of Jabari.