Jazzfanz Fight Club

[UGLI baby]

Who's the meanest, baddest sumbitch on this message board?

PM me your top 5 rankings of who you think the toughest bro's and moe's on jazzfanz are. I will then add up the total votes and make a bracket of the top 8 vote getters.

Then, these posters will meet at George's Corner in the STG for a real life bare knuckles brawl. Alternatively, we will vote on the individual matchups in the extreme case that the pool table area at George's has been booked out.

PM me your Top 5 jazzfanz tough guys by midnight tomorrow (Wednesday).

 

[Chris-L]

i was born for this. vote for chris.

 

[UGLI baby]

i was born for this. vote for chris.

You do have multiple tattoos.

 

[UGLI baby]

When you submit your votes, your number one guy will receive 5 pts, number two 4 pts, etc....

Then the top 8 point getters will make the bracket.

 

[UGLI baby]

Awww ***.

How the hell did I not think to call this "Jazzfanz Royal Rumble"??

 

[Dr. Jones]

Tbh

Sent from the JazzFanz app

 

[TroutBum]

I don't have any tattoo's, (except for the yard stick on my wang) but I can pretty much tell you who will win this thing.

Me.









Who am I kidding? I was born to lose elections like this.

 

[UGLI baby]

LMAO. Forgot there has already been one round of this.

 

[fishonjazz]

My money is on bigb

 

[TroutBum]

I do like this idea though. Just off the top of my head from the people I have met, in no particular order of bad assery (but I'd still be wary of fighting them):

Archie
PKM (serious wrestling background pretty much >'s science, and he has one)
bigb
fish
Conan
NOT chrisL

Everyone else is like wet toilet paper.

 

[UGLI baby]

I do like this idea though. Just off the top of my head from the people I have met, in no particular order of bad assery (but I'd still be wary of fighting them):

Archie
PKM (serious wrestling background pretty much >'s science, and he has one)
bigb
fish
Conan
NOT chrisL

Everyone else is like wet toilet paper.

Thx for following the rules of the contest A-hole.

 

[Stoked]

I voted but not in order. oh well

 

[UGLI baby]

Make sure whatever order you list the posters is the order that you want receiving the most points bros.

 

[TroutBum]

Thx for following the rules of the contest A-hole.

My bad. I thought the fact that I've met probably more people on here than anyone else might help those who hadn't, or were on the fence about some of the combatants. If you want me to delete and send via PM, please pos rep me.

 

[UGLI baby]

I voted but not in order. oh well

Judges are willing to accept a re-do.

 

[UGLI baby]

My bad. I thought the fact that I've met probably more people on here than anyone else might help those who hadn't, or were on the fence about some of the combatants. If you want me to delete and send via PM, please pos rep me.

lol posting that is kool, just saying vote too, MF'r.

Would pos you but think my computer would asplode.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Let's just make announce Stoked the winner... so nobody gets shanked.

 

[TroutBum]

Let's just make announce Stoked the winner... so nobody gets shanked.

Good call.

 

[Stoked]

Let's just make announce Stoked the winner... so nobody gets shanked.

Good call.

I know a guy.

 

[TroutBum]

I want to post more, but I keep tripping over my medals.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapplers_Quest

Me and Dean Lister:

What I did to Archie's face and arm the last time he wanted a shot at the title:

So ya, a vote for anyone other than me is wasted cyberspace, tbpfhwy.