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14th Tank Platoon

If they only win 2 of the next 9 games, can we open it back up? There's still 37 games left to go. The Jazz will not make the playoffs, so this thread is still valid if they finish in the range that they're at right now. It would suck, but it's no less true.

I agree, that the only way the Jazz get a transcendent player out of this draft is if the Lottery Gods shine favorably on them with the right combination.
 
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LottoTeamConf.winlosswin pct.tank alert(last 10 games)
1stMilwaukee BucksEast836.1821-9
2ndOrlando MagicEast1234.2612-8
3rdPhiladelphia 76ersEast1431.3112-8
4thBoston CelticsEast1532.3192-8
5thSacramento Kings*6West1529.3413-7
6thL.A. LakersWest1630.3482-8
7thUtah JazzWest1629.3565-5
8thCleveland CavaliersEast1629.3564-6
9thNew York Knicks*2East1827.4005-5
10thDetroit Pistons*5East1827.4004-6
11thNew Orleans Pelicans*1West1925.4324-6
12thMinnesota Timberwolves*9West2222.5005-5
13thDenver Nuggets*3West2221.5126-4
14thMemphis GrizzliesWest2320.5358-2

Goden State Warriors: 22nd


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


Seed1st2nd3rd4th5th6th7th8th9th10th11th12th13th14th
1st.250.215.178.357
2nd.199.188.171.319.123
3rd.156.157.156.226.265.040
4th.119.126.133.099.351.160.012
5th.088.097.107.261.360.084.004
6th.063.071.081.439.305.040.001
7th.043.049.058.529.232.018.000
8th.028.033.039.724.168.008.000
9th.017.020.024.813.122.004.000
10th.011.013.016.870.089.002.000
11th.008.009.012.907.063.001.000
12th.007.009.012.935.039.000
13th.006.007.009.960.018
14th.005.006.007.982

Tank Ranking:
1. Milwaukee Bucks
2. Orlando Magic
2. Philadelphia 76ers
2. Boston Celtics
2. L.A. Lakers

Wins for the worst teams since '03:

Lotto03/0404/0505/0606/0707/0808/0909/1010/1112/13Average since 2003Last 5
1st21132122151712172017,616,2
2nd23182324201915192120,218,8
3rd25182628221925222423,222,4
4h28262630222326232525,523,8
5th28272731232426242726,324,8
6th33303332232427242828,225,2
7th33333332262927302930,228,2
8th35333433323229322932,130,8
 
Depressed about the Jazz trajectory so I went and played the ESPN Draft Lottery one time, and the Jazz won the first pick with only a 3.5% chance. They drafted Parker.
 
Wow, didn't realize how bad its been getting. I bet we end up right where we are. Maybe we fall behind the Cavs. 7th or 8th pick.
 
Wow, didn't realize how bad its been getting. I bet we end up right where we are. Maybe we fall behind the Cavs. 7th or 8th pick.

I think we end up in the tenth spot
 
You think the Knicks will pass us even without owning a draft pick? And I'd say we are about equal with Detroit so I'll give us the edge playing in the West. Could be wrong though....

I think the knicks suck regardless of what happens with thier pick...

Mostly im just being a negative bitch though
 
Philly vs Boston. We prob want Boston, right?

Ya i guess since rondo is back they have a better chance of staying ahead of us.....but really doe, we have no chance against either of em
 
What we betting???

Also what was your original win total for the year???

I'll bet anything up to $100.

I dunno if I made an official prediction, probly something like 28.

Is there a thread where we made predictions?
 
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