Following potential 2017 draftees...

[UGLI baby]

UGLI baby's 2017 NBA Draft Big Board

1) Thon Maker

 

[BTP]

lol i will be eligible in 2017 draft

draft berk tunc from istanbul turkey

6'5 pf
undersized
slow
poor ball handling
poor athletiicsm
Tenacious rebounder and rebound leader of his age in hic competition


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Sounds like Enes Kanter...

 

[addictionary]

lol i will be eligible in 2017 draft

draft berk tunc from istanbul turkey

6'5 pf
undersized
slow
poor ball handling
poor athletiicsm
tenacious rebounder and rebound leader of his age in hic competition


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vote or die!

 

[berkkobe]

Sounds like Enes Kanter...

lol when enes kanter is in my age, he averages 32&16 in istanbul league
me i'm averaging 7 pts 16 rbs and 4 assists with 2 steals.

he is dominant.

 

[Stifle Tower]

^^^^^^^^^


vote or die!

Have you ever played American-style football?

If not, you're off the draft board.

 

[Bodhi]

Thong Maker is my guy.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

UGLI baby's 2017 NBA Draft Big Board

1) Thon Maker

I can't see a guy named Thon being a superstar.

 

[UGLI baby]

I can't see a guy named Thon being a superstar.

Really??

Thon Maker is the most super starrish name I've heard in a while.

"Meet your Maker, bish."

 

[Bawse Dawg]

Just imagine the announcer before the game.

Thoooooooooooonnnnnnn Maaaaaaaaaakeeeerrr

Nah.

 

[Archie Moses]

Thong Maker seems pretty pimp.

 

[Tony]

Thong Maker is my guy.

 

[berkkobe]

Have you ever played American-style football?

If not, you're off the draft board.

AKA FAKE FOOTBALL BROOOOOOOOO


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[BTP]

Very nice article about making business by building up ridiculous expectations on young prospects.
https://collegebasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/10/thon-maker-high-school-mixtapes-and-the-unrealistic-expectations-some-are-placing-on-high-school-players/

 

[UGLI baby]

5 years from now the best players in the NBA will be...

1) Giannis Antentokounmpo

2) Kevin Durant

3) Thon Maker

 

[BTP]

5 years from now the best players in the NBA will be...

1) Giannis Antentokounmpo

2) Kevin Durant

3) Thon Maker

4) Bongo

5) Gay Burke

6) Dennis Schröder

 

[UGLI baby]

4) Bongo

5) Gay Burke

6) Dennis Schröder

Agree with 4&5, #6 is absolutely absurdly ludacris IMHO and causes you to lose all credibility.

 

[BTP]

Agree with 4&5, #6 is absolutely absurdly ludacris IMHO and causes you to lose all credibility.

Oh sorry, I meant Rudy Gobert.

 

[UGLI baby]

Oh sorry, I meant Rudy Gobert.

The judges will allow it.

 

[str8line]

Thon "Bitch" Maker...as in, "I'm gonna make you my bitch."

 

[Stifle Tower]

4) Bongo

5) Gay Burke

6) Dennis Schröder

Replace Bongo with Neto and I'll agree.