I'm probably going to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks

[kiri.de.carlos]

So today, I'm leaving the postoffice and this lovely lady is just entering it, I give her a polite smile and continue on my way, not before noticing of course that when she walks her body does the wave. Seriously, if you ever feel like you're having a fat day, just walk in front of a mirror if you body doesn't do the wave you're good go ahead and eat that pint of ice cream. I'm a horrible, horrible person. What if that poor woman had some sort of medical condition? And someone please tell me what I have to do to get a shelf butt like this? I need to start work on it PRONTO, imagine you're at Wal-Mart or where have you and you need to see somewhere far away, here kid just stand on my butt and tell me if you see your dad.



What makes you a horrible person? Besides everything, of course.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Wal-Mart is like a fat person zoo.

 

[Hantlers]

Can we get a larger version of your avatar, please?

 

[LogGrad98]

I'm not real sure the whole kid-shelf butt thing is something to aspire to, but hey, I waste time at work posting on JF despite staunch opposition from the "cool kids". What do I know?

 

[Stoked]

I'm not real sure the whole kid-shelf butt thing is something to aspire to, but hey, I waste time at work posting on JF despite staunch opposition from the "cool kids". What do I know?

Haha. You make me smile.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

This reminds me....a few weeks back I started watching the Idiot Abroad tv series for the first time on Netflix before I went to bed one night. And I started with episode 1...where he was in China...fell asleep, then 3 or 4 hours later I woke up to a bunch of fat naked people on my tv prancing around on a beach. Episode 5 or 6 included a trip to a Brazilian nudist beach apparently. It was quite the sight to see at 3 in the morning.

 

[♪alt13]

This reminds me....a few weeks back I started watching the Idiot Abroad tv series for the first time on Netflix before I went to bed one night. And I started with episode 1...where he was in China...fell asleep, then 3 or 4 hours later I woke up to a bunch of fat naked people on my tv prancing around on a beach. Episode 5 or 6 was a trip to a Brazilian nudist beach apparently. It was quite the sight to see at 3 in the morning.

Sounds like a sticky situation. I hope you had a towel handy.