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Me and Jerry Sloan

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I just bought an evening with Jerry Sloan. At his house.

No joking. No homo.

I also get this in the deal as well:

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There's a better than good chance that my wife won't want to go, which could leave it open for a fellow Sloan fanatic. I'd be happy to bring one of you along, maybe two of you, at no charge. That being said, if you've ever started, agreed with, or participated in an anti-Sloan thread on this site, don't even bother asking.

Good day, sirs!
 
E.J. Wells said:
I just bought an evening with Jerry Sloan. At his house.

No joking. No homo.

I also get this in the deal as well:

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There's a better than good chance that my wife won't want to go, which could leave it open for a fellow Sloan fanatic. I'd be happy to bring one of you along, maybe two of you, at no charge. That being said, if you've ever started, agreed with, or participated in an anti-Sloan thread on this site, don't even bother asking.

Good day, sirs!
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Don't forget the chloroform..... I mean..... Basketball for him to sign....
 
Reminds me of that old SNL skit with Phil Hartman and Tom Hanks. The Mr. Belvedere Fan Club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h16WBTtgR0
 
Eenie-Meenie said:
Have fun and ask him about Matthews and if it had any effect on his resigning.
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Maybe I'll ask him about Williams too. Then again, probably not.

My daughter already asked if she could go, but if my wife doesn't go, then I'm not just dragging her along. She doesn't really know who Jerry is, just that she was named after him. Also, that ball is already signed.

I am so freaking excited about this. Gonna be awkward/weird at first, but I bet he's cool as ****.
 
E.J. Wells said:
I just bought an evening with Jerry Sloan. At his house.

No joking. No homo.

I also get this in the deal as well:

View attachment 3499

There's a better than good chance that my wife won't want to go, which could leave it open for a fellow Sloan fanatic. I'd be happy to bring one of you along, maybe two of you, at no charge. That being said, if you've ever started, agreed with, or participated in an anti-Sloan thread on this site, don't even bother asking.

Good day, sirs!
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That's great man. The ball looks ****ing awesome.

It would be great if you could say Hi to him from Turkish Utah Jazz fans and Memo fans. He is regarded as one of the best coaches along with Pop in Europe, because of the similarity between his coaching style and EuroBall.

Or, just give him greetings from all JazzFanz members.
 
If I didn't have a strict policy about not meeting up with strange men from the internet, then I would totally be begging to go with you.


Seriously though, that's awesome. Ask him about what he thinks about Stockton as a coach.
 
E.J. Wells said:
I just bought an evening with Jerry Sloan. At his house.

No joking. No homo.

I also get this in the deal as well:



View attachment 3499

There's a better than good chance that my wife won't want to go, which could leave it open for a fellow Sloan fanatic. I'd be happy to bring one of you along, maybe two of you, at no charge. That being said, if you've ever started, agreed with, or participated in an anti-Sloan thread on this site, don't even bother asking.

Good day, sirs!
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I have been critical before of Sloan.............that and I live half way around the world anyway would prevent me from attending. wink
 
Don't show him pictures of your poo though, at least I don't think so. Then again, you never know.

Seriously though, that is so awesome!
 
This almost makes me wish I'm not always a dick to you. Almost.

Seriously, this is awesome. Have a blast. Get him drunk.
 
Is this a group of like 30 other people who also purchased "an evening with Jerry Sloan" or a one-on-one? Be sure and ask a few questions about Chris Morris, Gordan Giricek, Mark Jackson and John Amaechi.
 
Sexual Favors said:
If I didn't have a strict policy about not meeting up with strange men from the internet, then I would totally be begging to go with you.


Seriously though, that's awesome. Ask him about what he thinks about Stockton as a coach.
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I have no problem meeting up with strange internet men.

If its in slc, you should take me
 
When is it?

I would travel to go. I am in Utah the first week of June.
 
e.j. Wells said:
i just bought an evening with jerry sloan. At his house.

No joking. No homo.

I also get this in the deal as well:

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there's a better than good chance that my wife won't want to go, which could leave it open for a fellow sloan fanatic. I'd be happy to bring one of you along, maybe two of you, at no charge. That being said, if you've ever started, agreed with, or participated in an anti-sloan thread on this site, don't even bother asking.

Good day, sirs!
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pick me!
 
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