Joe Bagadonuts
Well-Known Member
True story. I once had a sword fight with Tony Danza at Cisero's in Park City. I was using the urinal when he rushed in and pulled out his um... "weapon." in emergency fashion. We battled mightily, but my stream was exhausted before his because I'd started earlier, and also because I doubt I had drunk as much. We traded a few crude jokes and then parted ways, but the image always jumps to my mind immediately whenever his name is mentioned. I can only assume he has a similar reaction any time someone happens to mention a bag of donuts.Cue the Tony Danza montage.