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I will quit!!!

♪alt13

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God damnit, America! If you nominate a Clinton and a Bush again I swear I'm ****ing done. I will sit during the national anthem, I will burn the flag, and I will never eat another slice of apple pie ever again.

Dear Democrats,

I don't give a flying **** if Elizabeth Warren wants to run, you make her. If she still says No you ****ing vote for her anyway. It's just the way it has to be.


Dear Republicans,

Anybody but Jeb. Srsly "anybody" if you have to dig up Reagan's rotting corpse to find a candidate that you like then DO IT, but under no circumstances are you to put forth Jeb Bush as your ****ing nominee.


Sincerely, the National Coalition for the Advancement of Presidential Candidates Not Named Clinton or Bush (NCAPCNNCB)


P.S. Srsly **** you America **** you
 
Just quit anyway
 
God damnit, America! If you nominate a Clinton and a Bush again I swear I'm ****ing done. I will sit during the national anthem, I will burn the flag, and I will never eat another slice of apple pie ever again.

Dear Democrats,

I don't give a flying **** if Elizabeth Warren wants to run, you make her. If she still says No you ****ing vote for her anyway. It's just the way it has to be.


Dear Republicans,

Anybody but Jeb. Srsly "anybody" if you have to dig up Reagan's rotting corpse to find a candidate that you like then DO IT, but under no circumstances are you to put forth Jeb Bush as your ****ing nominee.


Sincerely, the National Coalition for the Advancement of Presidential Candidates Not Named Clinton or Bush (NCAPCNNCB)


P.S. Srsly **** you America **** you

No Hilary, no Jeb. You got it. Ladies and gentleman, we the people nominate...

George P. Bush!!!

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