Two kids is too many

[Deleted member 848]

Dal is definitely boyfriend material. Respectful, fun, to-be successful.. what's not to like? Except for suicide bombing and stuff, of course.

Peeks the booster

 

[Gameface]

Speaking of two kids too many. When I was growing up my mom was all worried about overpopulation and stuff and then when I had a kid (first grandchild on both sides of the family) she was all about when I was going to have another. My wife and I decided to have one and she kept bugging us about it. She was like a 10 year giver to Zero Population Growth, yet she was pretty sure she needed a bunch of grandkids. My sister only had one as well and my mom would give her **** about having more too. SMH

 

[LogGrad98]

Is the 20 year old female? Cuz I'm single....

(applies to all you other posters out there with ~21 year old daughters that want Dal as a son-in-law. I promise I'm nice and polite)

She is. She is also on a mission.

That said send me a recent pic, resume, bank statements, credit report, and a certified examination, including disease screen and measurements, of your junk. We are pre-screening.

 

[Deleted member 848]

She is. She is also on a mission.

i see

That said send me a recent pic, resume, bank statements, credit report, and a certified examination, including disease screen and measurements, of your junk. We are pre-screening.

Dal Profile


- I'm a kool dude
- I wear skinny jeans
- I drink tea lots
- I dont drink dat EtOH
- kupla munths awhey from finishing dat Bachelors
- don't work so iz poor alweiz
- I wear pigtails sometimes

100% disease-free, and junk-size has never generated complaints.

 

[Dr. Jones]

i see



Dal Profile


- I'm a kool dude
- I wear skinny jeans
- I drink tea lots
- I dont drink dat EtOH
- kupla munths awhey from finishing dat Bachelors
- don't work so iz poor alweiz
- I wear pigtails sometimes

100% disease-free, and junk-size has never generated complaints.

From now on, I advise you not add this to resume when submitting to a dad.

Replace that with colognes you wear, etc.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Oh, and ppl always tell me I look like Frank Zappa.

 

[Hantlers]

Your girl might like Dal if she likes to date guys prettier than her.



/jk Dala, you know I got mad love.

 

[LogGrad98]

i see



Dal Profile


- I'm a kool dude
- I wear skinny jeans
- I drink tea lots
- I dont drink dat EtOH
- kupla munths awhey from finishing dat Bachelors
- don't work so iz poor alweiz
- I wear pigtails sometimes

100% disease-free, and junk-size has never generated complaints.

Well, we will take it under advisement, but frankly if the junk-size were sufficient there should have been at least a few complaints on the upper end.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Well, we will take it under advisement, but frankly if the junk-size were sufficient there should have been at least a few complaints on the upper end.

i'm muslim and a virgin, so its wrath has never been unleashed in that context.

Your girl might like Dal if she likes to date guys prettier than her.



/jk Dala, you know I got mad love.

lolol real-talk girls regularly tell me they wish they had my locks #fabulous

 

[♪alt13]

Man up. My 5.5 month old is sick and up every hour and a half with crazy mucus that she needs me to suck out of her nose.

I always thought being a parent was easy. My daughter was a fun baby. Sure I might have to clean up some boogers but it really wasn't a big deal. She was sweet and when she was upset I could always make her feel better by singing to her. My son is a whole different story. Don't get me wrong I love the hell out of him but he's kinda scary. I'd had seen babies get mad/sad before but I didn't realize that babies were capable of real anger. At like 6 months the kid grabbed both of my cheeks, leaned in, looked me dead in the eyes, and screamed at me. He didn't baby kinda sad scream. He yelled at me. It was like he was saying "I can't wait to grow up so I can kick your ***." The worst part is I had no idea what the hell he was so pissed about. Everything was fine one second the next boom! He's just that way, I guess.

Raising an infant is easy, if your child makes it easy on you.

****ing amateurs. I have 5 kids, ages 10, 7, 4, 3, & 6 months. My wife was sick with pneumonia the entire month of November, and the kids just kept passing around a nasty flu bug all winter. I don't want to hear your bitching.

No way will I have five. I'm gunna go get fixed.

 

[fishonjazz]

Oh, and ppl always tell me I look like Frank Zappa.

Dimetri martin if he were better lookin

 

[Deleted member 848]

Dimetri martin if he were better lookin

Lol


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[QuinSnydersHair]

i see



Dal Profile


- I'm a kool dude
- I wear skinny jeans
- I drink tea lots
- I dont drink dat EtOH
- kupla munths awhey from finishing dat Bachelors
- don't work so iz poor alweiz
- I wear pigtails sometimes

100% disease-free, and junk-size has never generated complaints.

It has generated plenty of giggles doe.

 

[Beer]

My 5 yo daughter is emotional as hell already. My just turned 1 boy has 3 goals in life. 1. Destroy everything within arms reach. 2. Poo the stinkiest poos possible 3. Somehow destroy everything that is also out of his reach

The wife and I did it last night and now shes probably pregnant. Great.

 

[TroutBum]

Haha yeah, I'm a softie. It's been hard for me to ignore her whining, but I'm doing it. Thanks for the insurance info, wife and I were discussing it today and were planning on doing it, but I have no idea where/who to get it through.

This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard, and that's coming from a guy who sells that ****. Do not waste your money on pet insurance. I repeat, do not waste a dime. There is a reason you can't find anywhere that sells it, because it is 100% worthless. It makes dental insurance look like the smartest investment out there.

Yes, the moran got preggers with third one (that she had just yesterday) when her second child was only THREE WEEKS OLD.

I have two brothers that are 11 months apart. Oops.

Dal is definitely boyfriend material. Respectful, fun, to-be successful.. what's not to like? Except for suicide bombing and stuff, of course.

Serious question for Dal-Pal: Let's say you marry a girl of another faith; will you fight to raise your kids in Islam?

My 5 yo daughter is emotional as hell already. My just turned 1 boy has 3 goals in life. 1. Destroy everything within arms reach. 2. Poo the stinkiest poos possible 3. Somehow destroy everything that is also out of his reach

The wife and I did it last night and now shes probably pregnant. Great.

For the sake of the Crazy Wife thread, I hope she's having twins.