Things your significant other does that drives you cray

[Beer]

I just bought some used irons this morning. $220 for a demo set. Great deal. My wife calls, whats this $200 charge? I tell her. "You don't just get to buy stuff for that much without talking to me!" "You have to talk to me first!" I remind her I've been telling her I was buying clubs for probably 3 months and then I list off probably close to $1,000 of **** she's bought in the past few months (clothes, flowers, house furnishings) without consulting me and I get hung up on. This is going to be a sweet drive starting in 3 hours.

 

[UGLI baby]

I just bought some used irons this morning. $220 for a demo set. Great deal. My wife calls, whats this $200 charge? I tell her. "You don't just get to buy stuff for that much without talking to me!" "You have to talk to me first!" I remind her I've been telling her I was buying clubs for probably 3 months and then I list off probably close to $1,000 of **** she's bought in the past few months (clothes, flowers, house furnishings) without consulting me and I get hung up on. This is going to be a sweet drive starting in 3 hours.

Lol

What irons did you get?

 

[spycam1]

Beer, wtf did you do your whole life without this thread?

 

[spycam1]

Also, this thread scares me ****less when it comes to marriage.

 

[fishonjazz]

LMAO.

I'm not married, but that is every girl I've ever dated. Always "getting even" with you when you haven't done anything intentional.

Hoping to find a girl without this constant desire for vigilante justice.

Fantastic post

 

[fishonjazz]

LMAO.

I'm not married, but that is every girl I've ever dated. Always "getting even" with you when you haven't done anything intentional.

Hoping to find a girl without this constant desire for vigilante justice.

I always try to tell her to look at intent before getting pissed.

Like if I drop a plate on the floor and it breaks she will give me **** about it and tell me how I need to be more careful (as if I was not already being careful and now, since she has informed me to be more careful, it will never happen again) it's an accident and accidents happen.

Then she will be carrying a plant and drop it and the pot breaks and dirt and ceramic goes all over the floor and I'm just like, oh well **** happens and then I help her clean it up.

 

[fishonjazz]

I list off probably close to $1,000 of **** she's bought in the past few months (clothes, flowers, house furnishings) without consulting me

Tell me about it
We have like 30 plants throughout the house, candles, **** hanging on all the walls, end tables full of crap, every square inch of the house has to be decorated in some way.
It seems like there are packages every day from Amazon or groupon showing up at our house. So annoying

And she wants to re-do/finish the basement, buy a new car, get a new kitchen table, new couches, new bed, go see Mariah Carey in Vegas..... and she wants all this stuff somewhat soon.
Plus wants to start investing in stocks and bonds and whatnot, yet never seems to worry about where the money will come from (me working overtime and saving up the money)

This is going to be a sweet drive starting in 3 hours.

I can't wait. Popcorn ready

 

[bigb]

LMAO.

I'm not married, but that is every girl I've ever dated. Always "getting even" with you when you haven't done anything intentional.

Hoping to find a girl without this constant desire for vigilante justice.

You're gonna die single.

 

[bigb]

Beer, wtf did you do your whole life without this thread?

Talked to himself.

 

[MVP]

Lol, snap a pic. I enjoy looking at eye-candy.


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OK will try to remember next time...

 

[TroutBum]

This thread makes my day.

My wife is a friggin' 10 compared to some of the **** I'm reading in here. Sure, she's nuts like the rest of them, but I've got a pretty long leash.

 

[Dr. Jones]

when she never pretends to be sane. she is so f'd up bros..