1. UB

    How long have you been here?

    "UB" being short for utahboozer It was a pun I was a guy in Utah who liked getting ****ed up on alcohol! Hahaha And I liked #5 Carlos Boozer I was funny then
  2. UB

    How long have you been here?

    Been here so long my money got grey hairs! This is an image of the era I joined JFC:
  3. UB

    How long have you been here?

    YB85
  4. UB

    The Jazzmen we miss the most

    Early 90s, I had totally forgotten about this little dynamo, Delaney Rudd:
  5. UB

    Basketball gods hate the Utah Jazz

    Love me a root rat
  6. UB

    March 4, Classic Revenge Game -- Knicks Will Be Jazz Killers

    Man, I was so bummed. I have only gone to one MSG game like four years ago. Lost my tickets because I've been moving **** around for my daughter to play safely. I would talk to Spike about muffins. I've been getting into muffins, and Spike seems like the kind of guy who would talk about...
  7. UB

    March 4, Classic Revenge Game -- Knicks Will Be Jazz Killers

    I’m so ****ing pissed I lost my tickets to this game. Goddamn it! Daddy brain.
  8. UB

    The Jazzmen we miss the most

    This was just me riffin on what might have been. Believable though, huh?
  9. UB

    The Jazzmen we miss the most

    It’s cool, alright. Bring your bedazzled jeans and cowboy hat...and bong
  10. UB

    The Jazzmen we miss the most

    I did bong rips with Josh Howard at Club 90 on a Tuesday afternoon during the off-season.
  11. UB

    All star jerseys available

    Jesus Christ $120...
  12. UB

    All Aboard the 2019-2020 Trans UJ Express Championship Trolley

    What's the status of Moochies anymore? When I lived in SLC, I would smash those cheesesteaks. Is it still any good?
  13. UB

    Is Bogey the best FA signing the Jazz has ever had?

    Utah Boozer, baby!
  14. UB

    Backup 4/5 solution: Emmanuel Mudiay?

    Yes I think the answer is Headband Royce
  15. UB

    Jazz @ Rockets 5:00 PM MT Game Thread

    THERE'S THAT MAN!
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