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Reading the writing on the wall (Jeremiah 12:32, Qu'in 27:45)

UtahBoozer with a turn back the clock moment.

Damn, I feel like a kid again.

This was almost as good as the time you broke news that Carlos Boozer was a diddler.
 
I'm in. Where do I send my donation?
We are accepting blankets, cushions and Snickers bars for our Celestial Pillow Fort. Mail them to Dee Brown's mom's house. But for an Enlightened-Level Donation (at least 6 pillows, 6 blankets, and 6 king-sized Snickers), Jarron Collins will personally have his son pick them up from your house when he's finished with yard work.
 
UtahBoozer with a turn back the clock moment.

Damn, I feel like a kid again.

This was almost as good as the time you broke news that Carlos Boozer was a diddler.
We all have to do our part now. In these times, the blind will lead the blind.
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Ok neat.


Now go vote in the most epic poll in JazzFanz history.

Of course. I treat you as my brother,
We were taught one hand washes the other.
(who the hell voted for Hayward??)


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We are accepting blankets, cushions and Snickers bars for our Celestial Pillow Fort. Mail them to Dee Brown's mom's house. But for an Enlightened-Level Donation (at least 6 pillows, 6 blankets, and 6 king-sized Snickers), Jarron Collins will personally have his son pick them up from your house when he's finished with yard work.
Dude, you are not going to believe this. I live NEXT DOOR to Dee Brown's mom. So this is perfect.

Side note: Dee's uncle is a real piece of work that never donates to the neighborhood ice cream fund, yet always seems to have enough money for CAPCOM vs. MARVEL at the Tilt. Explain THAT to me.
 
Dude, you are not going to believe this. I live NEXT DOOR to Dee Brown's mom. So this is perfect.

Side note: Dee's uncle is a real piece of work that never donates to the neighborhood ice cream fund, yet always seems to have enough money for CAPCOM vs. MARVEL at the Tilt. Explain THAT to me.
That’s not a big deal. The question is, does he get Dominos Pizza delivered to him GAMESIDE while playing MVC2…?

My analysis: you are Dee Brown’s uncle
 
That’s not a big deal. The question is, does he get Dominos Pizza delivered to him GAMESIDE while playing MVC2…?

My analysis: you are Dee Brown’s uncle

This is awkward.

It appears you are unaware of the "EVENTS OF AUGUST 8" when every Dominos (and Kohl's) in the area was sacked and burned to it's craven foundation, the earth salted and cursed. I forgive your ignorance, for how would you know? BIG PIZZA has done a regrettably admirable job of positioning itself as blameless in this charade, and the media essentially broadcasts it's obsolescence each day it turns a blind, garlic crust loving eye away from the atrocities of that damnable day.

His uncle does however, have Mug rootbeer ON TAP at his house. Which. . . . I mean. . . come on.
 
This is awkward.

It appears you are unaware of the "EVENTS OF AUGUST 8" when every Dominos (and Kohl's) in the area was sacked and burned to it's craven foundation, the earth salted and cursed. I forgive your ignorance, for how would you know? BIG PIZZA has done a regrettably admirable job of positioning itself as blameless in this charade, and the media essentially broadcasts it's obsolescence each day it turns a blind, garlic crust loving eye away from the atrocities of that damnable day.

His uncle does however, have Mug rootbeer ON TAP at his house. Which. . . . I mean. . . come on.
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when it comes to the daily ongoings of Dominos or Kohls! And your efforts to disarm me with flattery are indeed successful.






Your insight to the mindset of Dee Brown's uncle is indeed noteworthy. However, I heard the story a bit differently, according to the Des Moines Register (Aug. 8, 2004):

1657909641913.png"Molly Hawes went to the same middle school as Dee Brown, who was recently held at gunpoint in an apartment complex in Oak Hill, Virginia. While Brown is a year younger, she says they share many of the same memories of their teenage years. “He came to my house all the time. We went to sleepovers at each other’s houses and his mom came to my house. We’d eat together, listen to music, play video games and play on PlayStation,” said Hawes, 19, who is now a high school student.

1657909576223.pngAnd now Brown is accused of shooting and wounding his best friend Dominique John -- son of famed pizza magnate Pappa John -- after a sleepover at his home."



Dee Brown told police he was sleeping on a couch with Dominique and Dominique’s girlfriend in the early morning hours of June 5. He told police Dominique grabbed him by the face and slammed him into a table in the living room. Dee Brown told police he fought back and pulled out his handgun, but saw Brown standing over Dominique and shot him in the back.

The next day, the teen gave police a much different version of events. Brown claimed to police that he had no intention of shooting anyone, that he had just asked Dominique if he had his phone. Brown claimed that the boys had become angry and went to his room, where Dominique wrestled with Brown, broke his cellphone and the gun in front of Brown.
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Brown told police that he then shot Dominique in the back and ran outside. He allegedly told police that Dominique stumbled out of the house and collapsed in front of him and he fell in the grass, trying to find the gun after a sleepover at his home."














I bet you think a bit differently about pizza now, don't you?
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