LolFlorida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave
I thought that made you go back in time. Or maybe that was microwaving instant coffee.Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave
Damn. What a trip.
I was just reading this thread when a news alert came came across my phone saying Florida Man pleads guilty to mailing pipe bombs to Trump foes.
How weird is that. Coincidence? Or is this google spy stuff getting smarter and smarter.
https://apnews.com/3f78ede2730b4deb8ddd83d46e6d6721
I only spent 1 day and a night in Miami before leaving on a cruise.Florida is a **** hole. I spent a week in Miami once, I would never go back.
I had my window smashed and laptop taken in broad daylight as I went into a gas station to get a drink.
I was threatened with a knife in a cigar shop because I am white.
Decided to check out the Nude beach. It sounded like a funny thing to do. Literally hundreds of dudes playing volleyball with weiners flopping around. 3 total women. 2 fat. 1 cute.
Drinks on the strip are about 5x normal cost.
Beaches suck.
Rained and floodes the streets every other hour.
Floridians are very over represented in the U.S. Navy. I've never met a caucasian Floridian who wasn't borderline insane. I never really met any African Americans from Florida because they really didn't ever seem like they wanted me to so much as talk to them. I left the Navy with the very strong opinion that Floridians are ****ing crazy. Flat out ****ing crazy. There is weird **** happening on that peninsula, and from everything I've seen it only gets worse on the pan-handle.Florida is a **** hole. I spent a week in Miami once, I would never go back.
I had my window smashed and laptop taken in broad daylight as I went into a gas station to get a drink.
I was threatened with a knife in a cigar shop because I am white.
Decided to check out the Nude beach. It sounded like a funny thing to do. Literally hundreds of dudes playing volleyball with weiners flopping around. 3 total women. 2 fat. 1 cute.
Drinks on the strip are about 5x normal cost.
Beaches suck.
Rained and floodes the streets every other hour.
I want to add one thing. Just take Tooele and multiply it by 1000x crazy and you have every person from Florida I've ever met.Floridians are very over represented in the U.S. Navy. I've never met a caucasian Floridian who wasn't borderline insane. I never really met any African Americans from Florida because they really didn't ever seem like they wanted me to so much as talk to them. I left the Navy with the very strong opinion that Floridians are ****ing crazy. Flat out ****ing crazy. There is weird **** happening on that peninsula, and from everything I've seen it only gets worse on the pan-handle.
Inspired by a Jody Gennesy tweet, I looked up Utah man. My headline was "Utah man hopes 3rd start-up is the charm." Utahans are obviously not as creative as Floridians.
I did get a chuckle out of the fact that the third headline in my Utah man search was "Florida man dies in kayaking accident in Provo River." Obviously not a funny story but Florida Man even invades Utah stories.
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LolInspired by a Jody Gennesy tweet, I looked up Utah man. My headline was "Utah man hopes 3rd start-up is the charm." Utahans are obviously not as creative as Floridians.
I did get a chuckle out of the fact that the third headline in my Utah man search was "Florida man dies in kayaking accident in Provo River." Obviously not a funny story but Florida Man even invades Utah stories.
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Slow news day on my birthday apparently
Flamingo euthanized at Busch Gardens after Florida man attacks it
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