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I think you mean “autoerotic”.
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Fine I'll deviate from my Ron Swanson say nothing speeches in this thread.

We win 16 games because that is how many are required to win the NBA championship. I think we are good enough to win it all and am going to be wildly optimistic about this season because that seems like more fun than being a realist or pessimist. You need a lot of luck to win the title, even when you are the favorite, so whatever team gets the injury luck or the guy that gets hot or trades for the guy that becomes available out of the blue... we get lucky and win this ****. Let's GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
LET's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**And by that I mean the Jazz as a team, which includes players, coaches, front office, back office, ushers... the whole organization. You may have guessed that because this is a Jazz thread, but I wanted to make sure.
 
How far do u live from slc? Where is it compared to PC which is 45 minutes north of SLC iirc.
I live in Daybreak which is about 30 minutes from Salt Lake. There's trax that will take downtown right by my house. It's about 45 to 50 minutes to ParK City from my house.
 
Yo what’s the date of the Nets game you’re going to? Or Knicks for that matter...maybe I’ll meet up with you.
Ugh, this year I might not be able to go. Because of the newborn
Yo what’s the date of the Nets game you’re going to? Or Knicks for that matter...maybe I’ll meet up with you.
I just convinced my wife (who lovingly holds my balls in a jar) to get the Jazz tix against the Knicks March 4. Level 200 Row 8 for about $50 per. I'm stoked. Tix in BK are wayyyyyy overpriced because Kyrie and bumass KD are in town now and the gentrifying Nets are creating a buzz around Bed Stuy. I like MSG for its history but it is a **** arena. Come to town and let's meet up! It's on a Wednesday so I'll prb just walk to MSG from work for the game at 730.
 
The Jazz are my favorite basketball team. I like Gobert. I like Donovan. I like Joe. I think I like Conley already.

Do you like the Jazz?

Who on the Jazz do you like?
Do you even like quin or bojan?

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In addition to those guys I enjoy Niang… he makes threes and is pretty unathletic in a very athletic sport... I find his surprising effectiveness very enjoyable. He also grabs at his shorts a lot which is amusing.

I also like when our players slam dunk the basketball, but I don't like it when the opposing team does... that is bad when that happens.
I like that we lost a #10 and then quickly acquired a new #10.

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I agree with the slam dunk play. I like Gobert because he slam dunks it, and he doesn't let others slam dunk it.

I like Joe because he smiles a lot and says funny things to the other players to make them mad. Oh, I just remembered, he is funny too.

I like Snyder because people say he looks scary, and then when he smiles he looks really scary.

I will watch for the Niang shorts grab, it does sound amusing. Is it creepy to watch for a shorts grab? Are we allowed to have 2 slow unathletic but effective players on our team?

I think the Jazz will win 55 games this year. What do you think?
Helluva post right here

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