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Be gentle Utah =(


joe ingles was in my house yesterday night he was sitting on my dads lazy boy fully reclined eating the cookies with milk left out for santa he was watching shrek 3 because apparently “it’s the best one mate” after i told him to get the **** out of my house he got up slowly brushed the crumbs onto my moms ****ing carpet did the finger guns with both hands and said “you’ve been jingled” before walking out of my front door


Hope we can get a win tonight and make up some further ground in the west.


Ugh kill me now. Listening to these ding dongs on TNT is always painful.


I don't want to get Jingled the day after Christmas


Doesn't that one shot of a row of Utah fans look like zombies?


CJ is getting torched by Ingles


God damn it, we're getting Jingled right now


Getting jingled already


Who’s guarding Ingles?
Apparently no one.


Getting ripped apart by Kangaroo Korver.

I hate Ingles.

Dude would be like 2nd team all NBA if he faced us every night. Wtf.


joe ingles practicaly giving the ref a hug
that would be a T if he didn’t already have one


Ingles is making CJ his b!!ch. Other people trash talk, why can't he when our liliputian backcourt can't guard taller players?


Always hated him. Taunts others, huge Ego


did the jazz sign melo to a secret contract before the game?

Lol, am I supposed to be impressed a 7 footer blocked a 6 footer on a reverse layup when Dame barely jumped

i was fine with a blowout loss, but now i'm mad

The **** is going on no one has passed yet.


Clarkson again.. how the **** did we not get on that?


Jingled to all hell


At least I have alcohol and don’t have to work tomorrow. This start is pathetic.


I hate when our offense during national tv games justifies these trash *** analysts opinions lmfao


Need to switch on ingles.


Has Utah scored on every possession so far? Because it seems that way.


Great, didn't Clarkson torch us when we lost to the Cavs?


i ****ing hate the jazz

Really I just hate Ingles


Oh **** oh **** Jordan Clarkson


Ingles is flukey AF tonight. Hope his numbers go down the drain as the game progresses


Mitchell already gets better star treatment from the refs than Dame. Ridiculous.


Man what a pick up of jordan Clarkson by Utah he’s nice


Ingles kills us game after game because of this coverage, and Stotts doesn't adjust.


****ing hedge on Ingles. Please. Switch it up Stotts. He's killing us, and you're doing NOTHING!


Man, why does this Niang guy always hit his threes vs us?

COz hes open


Nothing good has ever come from bazemore dribbling the ball.


Not much you can do when your opponent shoots 70% from 3


The sad part is there is no hope for the future. With Dame we will never pick high enough for a superstar and no one wants to come here in free agency


its ****ing amazing how we make the opponents 3pt shooting look like godmode, EVERY ****ING GAME.

Maybe if we let teams blow our assholes wide open with 3's for another 30 games we'll try to adjust our defense?...maybe


If we lose its my fault. I played 2k yesterday against jazz, Ingles popped off and CJ struggled. Sorry guys.


**** yeah we cut the 10 point lead down to....21...

****ing kill me.


I get that it's just one game but... no NBA players should be playing this dumbly. Taking shots about four seconds into the shot clock with two defenders in your face (Baze), taking heat checks from the logos when you're not shooting great anyways (Dame), sometimes just, you know, not trying at all (Hassan), not knowing who to take out of the game and put in..? (Stotts)

Like I get we aren't the greatest team. But why do we dig ourselves this hole. A hole to **** in.


We have only 4 assists on 18 made shots. This is tough to watch.


Watching this team play is cancerous. Disgusting and shameful


Damn this may be the worst game I've seen all season, and there's been a lot of bad games.

Do we have any chemistry? Defensive schemes? Offensive schemes? Literally anything at this point?


The Grinch would be a Jazz fan...



Why is the Jazz throwback jersey looks really nice now compared when they were before?


Wow, this is a new n rejuvenated Melo i havent seen in years. Keep it coming man. Go Melo


I expected to see the mail man out there with those throw back jerseys.


How is the oldest guy who didn't play for a year the best player on the team?


Getting killed on the pick and roll by Gobert and Ingalls....and McCollum doesn't even look interested tonight....this team is just too discombobulated this year....no offense flow, etc...


The lack of defensive effort is frustrating! Jazz can score whenever they wanted without being contested?


Now Dame being a hero continuously challenging Gobert smh


Everyone is contributing to this comeback, ****in love this team


Live with the melo

Die with the melo

What a dumbass shot


Woooooooow.... Melo single handedly destroying our chance to win this game. Cool. Super cool.


Melo has really ****ed us this game. Another 0 assists game from him as well.


Quin Snyder looks evil


No jumping, Carmelo. Not allowed.


Alright who sacrificed a small child for this comeback?


We are on the good side of a foul before the inbounds? is this real life?


I can't watch the game tonight, but is Ingles guarding CJ?

He literally always locks him up and then kills it on the other end. He's CJs kryptonite


Jingles has such a strange jumpshot. Like an archer or something


I am in the UK and I watch every game till 5-6 in the morning. At this point I am seriously wondering if this team is even worth waking up for till midnight. It’s a big fat L everytime along with stupid plays and turnovers


These ****in guys, oh my god, just holding the door open for the Jazz all like “May I take your coat sir?”


snyder has to lay off the pipe


This team goes from apathetic 90 percent of the game, to “oh **** we actually have a chance” in the last 5 minutes, to finally soul-crushing defeat in the end.


I kept screaming at the TV for stotts to put back WHiteside in, I thought he was injured but nope he was healthy, that would have contested the donovon mitchell drive/kicks...


It’s sad that we simply can’t beat a quality team


I don’t like that look at Goberts foot. That play probably won them that game.
Got to give them credit. He made the play and ingles made the shot.


Not to disrespect Joe Ingles, but I saw him take Melo off the dribble and lay it up in slow motion and Melo looked so hopeless.


Jingles blew right tf passed him a couple minutes earlier on a kickout

I know he’s lost a lot of his lateral quickness but good god


Great effort boys,23 points down, never let Melo taking any clutch no more


Well at least D Mitch's mom looks like a nice lady


Why have we rotated And left an open man Evey other posessiom? We've payed for it every time


Great comeback. Wish we could take back that Melo 3 attempt.


Great comeback...HORRIBLE decisions the last 90 seconds of the game...


Utah had open looks at 3 all night long then again Portland leave everyone open for 3-point attempts


The refs were terrible,gobert stepped in the sideline how about that,Jazz won by whistle


I loved the comeback blazers! But why do the blazers only play the 4th and not the first 3 quarters! It's like come on you play all 4 you would have won!


Well damnit. Melo why?


We should do what the Knicks sub did and start posting about fancy jackets or people smoking weed until we're healthy.


I feel like Dame isn’t far from sayin “**** it” and going off to be a full time rapper.


Don't know why he would go for the drive there but it is what it is. Can't be really mad when this looked like an L for majority of the game.


Very entertaining game.. lakers fan here

**** off


Once again another fine DPOY performance out of Hassan Whiteside
What was Stotts thinking benching him during the 4th quarter against the ever mobile, stretch 5 force that is Rudy Gobert? Clearly the team looked awful in the 4th quarter without him there to anchor our defense.

I mean just look at the blocks, he had 100% more than our entire team did tonight. He limited the Jazz to 56.8% from the field and 38.9% from 3. Those are ALLSTAR numbers right there folks.

Just throw the bank at Hassan now and lock him in while we still can. 4 years, 100 million. Pray that he accepts.



Blazers played poorly. Carmelo what were you thinking at the end. Two dumb mistakes.


Not sure why he saw Gobert in front of him and thought he's gonna make it.


Gobert 2 massive blocks at the end


Contested off the dribble three over the DPOY after Dame and CJ just hit big clutch buckets...that's Melo


Everyone was bombing from three this game, but I’ve never see anyone get Jingled that ****ing hard.


Literally every time we play them, Joe Ingles shows up. I don’t know who from Portland pissed him off, or if he had a dream that Terry Stotts was shagging his mom. Whatever it is, that man hits us hard every time we play him.


Say what you want but Joe Ingles is the GOAT.


How was Lillard still -26 after that 4th quarter????


Utah has an open path to bucket whole 4th quarter.... why didn’t we see whiteside back in the game???


1-10 vs teams with winning records. At least Lillard worked on diss tracks to Shaq in the offseason


Just could not get the stops we needed down the stretch and then Melo had some real mental lapses. At least we didn't roll over and die.


This comeback doesn’t excuse stotts. Our offense shouldn’t be dead last in assists and our defense shouldn’t be giving up a free 15-21 points on open 3’s every game this deep into the season.


He tried to shoot a contested 3 with no space over the longest ****ing dude in the entire nba.

Gobert knew he wanted a 3. It was a terrible.hero ball shot. No excuse.


If anyone is taking an iso 3, it's not Melo when he has the dude with the longest arms in the entire nba in his face


Bro, taking a game winning attempt with 10 secondss left isn't a brain fart.

"Whoops, I accidentally decided to pull up for this terrible shot over the best shot blocker in the league".

That's intentional. You don't accidently do that.


Learn your place melo. You don't get the final hero ball shot


god dammit melo it’s so hard to love you


We got robbed people. Gobert stepped out, and Melo should have had 3 free throws. Came all that way just for the refs to bail em out with 2 awful calls.


Gobert swings his arm into Melo, no call.
Utah player literally runs into Melo's stationary outstretched arm and Melo gets called for the foul


Every time I watch him I'm amazed again. Dame can make it from literally anywhere. Stick him on the moon and he'd manage to throw it down to Earth and drill an intergalactic three pointer.


Melo and Lillard both 37 min, but anthony is -4 and lillard is -26


Gambling was wild for me today...

Dallas -8 ... Heartbreak loser after a 13-0 Spurs run

Jazz 5.5 ... Up 23 ... Blow lead ... Somehow cover at the end


It's like Melo completely lost his mind at the end of the game.


That block at the end was so disrespectful in the best way. Could have given Lillard the shot and still been up two without worrying about fouling him, but nope just a big ol **** you.


remember when whiteside and dame both said whiteside was the best rim protector in the league

weird how he didn't play at all that fourth quarter


At least 2 different instances in the 4thQ where Dame and CJ are on fire and Melo decides he thinks he should join and throws up a brick to kill all momentum


FART NOISE


the only thing worse than losing is losing when Reggie Miller is commentating


December 25th, 2018: Jingled.

December 26th, 2019: Jingled.

December 27th, 2020: Hopefully not Jingled.


Whatever happened this game didn’t matter. We will get nowhere relying on offense like this. It was cool they managed to make it close, but 30 foot bombs and step back 3s after being down 20+ is not a reliable strategy. We are bad, and we should stop running dame and CJ into the ground like this for a washed season.


This loss hurt but ingles and Clarkson killed us. We need more knock down shooters and a good perimeter defender.


Can't leave Mitchell open like that. Bad crunch time decisions.
 
One of the best game threads this season. Thanks JA! A great way to get the game summary when I wasn't able to watch or listen to a single minute of the game.
 
joe ingles was in my house yesterday night he was sitting on my dads lazy boy fully reclined eating the cookies with milk left out for santa he was watching shrek 3 because apparently “it’s the best one mate” after i told him to get the **** out of my house he got up slowly brushed the crumbs onto my moms ****ing carpet did the finger guns with both hands and said “you’ve been jingled” before walking out of my front door


Holy lol

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That block at the end was so disrespectful in the best way. Could have given Lillard the shot and still been up two without worrying about fouling him, but nope just a big ol **** you.

Ha ha

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That block at the end was so disrespectful in the best way. Could have given Lillard the shot and still been up two without worrying about fouling him, but nope just a big ol **** you.

WTF????

I'm guessing he took Portland and the points.
 
joe ingles was in my house yesterday night he was sitting on my dads lazy boy fully reclined eating the cookies with milk left out for santa he was watching shrek 3 because apparently “it’s the best one mate” after i told him to get the **** out of my house he got up slowly brushed the crumbs onto my moms ****ing carpet did the finger guns with both hands and said “you’ve been jingled” before walking out of my front door


Holy lol

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Yeah that one was pure genius.


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Once again another fine DPOY performance out of Hassan Whiteside
What was Stotts thinking benching him during the 4th quarter against the ever mobile, stretch 5 force that is Rudy Gobert? Clearly the team looked awful in the 4th quarter without him there to anchor our defense.

I mean just look at the blocks, he had 100% more than our entire team did tonight. He limited the Jazz to 56.8% from the field and 38.9% from 3. Those are ALLSTAR numbers right there folks.
Now THAT is sarcasm
 
From some other forum:
"*Melo power dribbling with game on the line*

Defender: "this ball goin up"
Coaches: "this ball going up"
Everyone in arena: "this ball goin up"
Everyone watching: "this ball goin up"
Alien on Mars: "this ball goin up"
God: "this ball goin up"
Melo: "this ball goin up" "
 
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