The Knicks Are The 2019-2020 NBA Champions
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MeloTheJazzKiller
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I am also a fan of Indy car racing. First race was to be this weekend. Rudy Gobert shut that down, too.
Thank God my Knicks won the 2019-2020 NBA Championship. It makes the cancelling of all these other sports bearable.
_DNP_CD_
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I think your funny. Funny like a clown... Yes you amuse me. Please don’t stop.
_DNP_CD_
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My favorite Jazzfanz poster is a knickzfanz.
MeloTheJazzKiller
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Of course I am.
Ernest Hemingway (a real man's man) said bullfighting, boxing, and auto racing are the only real sports...everything else is just a game. He's right.
Now I love basketball and I love the fact that my Knicks are the 2019-2020 NBA Champions, but nothing compares to the Indy 500. It's the closest thing we have to Russell Crowe and that gladiator movie. It is insane.
Now Rudy Gobert has caused the first few Indy car races to be canceled. Indy 500 is end of May. That Gobert better get over to Indy and Clorox every inch of that two and a half mile track.
Thee Idiotic Minivan K
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Joe Bagadonuts
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I think it's funny that you keep forgetting to change to your alt before you respond to yourself.
Lakers_Slapper
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I love it when you guys here (a place with zero championships) ask me how many championships my Knicks have won. I always inform you non-sports fans that we have won two. But now it is three. We have been crowned by all sports fans the 2019-2020 NBA Champions.
When Rudy Gobert single-handedly ended all sports forever on planet Earth, the NBA looked to see who won the final game played. As you know in all of our team sports the winner of the final game played (Super Bowl, final game of World Series, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals...) is crowned the champion of that sport. It's an easy way to determine the champion - whoever wins the sport's final game...they are the Champions.
Well, on March 11th the final NBA game played was between the Knicks and the Hawks. When the game ended it was the final game of the season played. And we won. We slaughtered the Hawks. We were the winner of the final b-ball game played in the 2019-2020 season.
Sing it, Freddie.
We are the champions,
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
No time for losers (the Jazz),
'Cause we are the champions....of the world!
That give us, one, two, three Championships!
1969-1970:
1972-1973:
2019-2020:
Congratulations. As a Knicks fan, you're obviously looking for any reason to celebrate a day in basketball. As a Jazz fan, I speak for most when I say that we don't know what it's like to win a championship.
You obviously do. Your so depressed that you fabricated a championship of your team because they won the last game of a suspended season. You guys really earned it! Prior to that your last championship was in 1973 and that would make you (based on my calculations of your immaturity of joining another teams fan base so that you can brag about imaginary victories) about 25 years old. So you can't remember your own team winning either.
Why would you brag about having James Dolan as your owner?? I know that you haven't won a championship in your lifetime, but are you so depressed that you have to join Jazz fans to tell us about what we already know!? We don't have a championship..... ok......
Your team is owned by JAMES DOLAN! YOUR BRAGGING ABOUT A SEASON THAT WAS DELAYED (NOT CANCELLED) AND YOU HAVE A 21-45 (.318) RECORD!!! What can you possibly talk s*** about!!?? The owner of your team, James Dolan, is what you get if the Coronavirus evolves from a virus into a human life-form. NY Knicks have had the coronavirus since 1973 and we're just now realizing it.
How are you here trying to offend Jazzfanz? It doesn't work. Your bragging about 2 championships your mother (lady of the night) told you about and your fabricating the 3rd out of despair. So happy for you that you had your "ha-ha" moment. But in the meantime, you look like a lost NYC fan looking for an identity that you can't find.
Have fun with your championships that you don't remember your team having.
Lakers_Slapper
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I love it when you guys here (a place with zero championships) ask me how many championships my Knicks have won. I always inform you non-sports fans that we have won two. But now it is three. We have been crowned by all sports fans the 2019-2020 NBA Champions.
When Rudy Gobert single-handedly ended all sports forever on planet Earth, the NBA looked to see who won the final game played. As you know in all of our team sports the winner of the final game played (Super Bowl, final game of World Series, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals...) is crowned the champion of that sport. It's an easy way to determine the champion - whoever wins the sport's final game...they are the Champions.
Well, on March 11th the final NBA game played was between the Knicks and the Hawks. When the game ended it was the final game of the season played. And we won. We slaughtered the Hawks. We were the winner of the final b-ball game played in the 2019-2020 season.
Sing it, Freddie.
We are the champions,
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
No time for losers (the Jazz),
'Cause we are the champions....of the world!
That give us, one, two, three Championships!
1969-1970:
1972-1973:
2019-2020:
Not to mention, your Knicks were one of the first teams in the NBA. There were only 17 teams in the NBA when the Knicks started off in 1949. So your team not only had a chance to win multiple championships because of being one of the first teams in the league, but they had little competition and you could only win 2 championships!!!??? Wow.
Whoosh!
_DNP_CD_
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Pfft. A burner that is 6 years older than mine? Utahns don’t know how to have fun during a quarantine...
MeloTheJazzKiller
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I can talk s*** because we are the 2019-2020 NBA Champions! You ain't.
Look, if you are upset about a championship, why don't you go to a Houston Astros forum and write your negative crap about them "winning" the 2017 Championship. Our Knicks 2019-2020 Championship is one of the most incredible sports stories in history. From 4-18, to finishing 21-45, and then hoisting up the Larry O'Brien trophy. It's more inspiring than the 1980 US Olympic hockey team. If Rudy Gobert hadn't also killed the movie industry, there would have been a Knicks championship movie in the theaters by Christmas.
Ours, not yours.
MeloTheJazzKiller
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Oh, my God, you don't know that the fewer the number of competitors, the better the competition?
I suggest you go watch Frazier vs. Ali in a fight called The Thriller In Manilla. There were only two competitors in that event, that's why the competition was so strong.
I know you folks in Utah still haven't gotten TV yet, so you can read about it in this.
_DNP_CD_
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We have T.v. But can’t turn it on tonight. It’s family home evening.Oh, my God, you don't know that the fewer the number of competitors, the better the competition?
I suggest you go watch Frazier vs. Ali in a fight called The Thriller In Manilla. There were only two competitors in that event, that's why the competition was so strong.
I know you folks in Utah still haven't gotten TV yet, so you can read about it in this.
Joe Bagadonuts
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Huh? Twice in this thread _DNP_CD_ has replied to a post by _DNP_CD_.
MeloTheJazzKiller
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Ah, that's so nice. You Jazz fans have family home evenings and get together to listen to the Jazz games on radio.
This is how fans of the 2019-2020 Champion Knicks watch our games:
MeloTheJazzKiller
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I had to look that up.
No, model Bella Hadid wasn't involved with Harvey Weinstein. Her sister was in the jury pool for the Weinstein trial.
After Dolan killed Spike Lee, Bella Hadid has now become our new Spike. When it comes to dressing for a game, she sure does the right thing.
