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Yes, but it’s really an 86% chance.

And you used up all your luck on a tankathon simulation…

Here’s a live look at Adam Silver drawing balls.

Did they already draw the balls?

Somewhere out there is a fan base this morning that doesn't know yet that it won the lottery.

I’m gonna run one now. Its findings are the real findings… stay tuned.

For whatever reason, this made me think of everyone praying for you grandma in the form of a “We Are The World” performance. I asked AI to take the We Are The World video and to have them singing about the Jazz winning the lottery. This is what we got:

Have you seen Drowning Mona?

Yes. I won't mention who it was because we used to have this yearly tradition of rehashing this nearly verbatim and we've had like a 3-4 year hiatus from that, which I'm okay with. There were no arrests. Neither of the individuals are active here currently.

No, that was someone else.

It's silent and from his native tongue.

Speaking of the Dutchman, what's everyone's favorite theories on dutch? I mean, was he really Dutch or was this some really elaborate 10-plus year schtick?

*Rik Smits.

Does Bavetta still being alive change the calculus here?

I don’t think they need to worry about shooting themselves out of this game.

I always thought bayamon was a PR fan from the Arroyo days.

I can’t sing. I can’t dance. I can’t talk. Only thing about me is the way I walk.

She’s torn.