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He was recovering from his participation in Bondage Night at Area 51 the night before.

I was just thinking about how much I missed people commenting on Snyder's underworld proclivities. Thanks for the bonus, Clipper nation!

This thread has a fairly intense gathering of snot-nosed babies.

*Shrug, does Kessler want rebounds? He's young enough to get after it.

Loved seeing Lauri get half of his rebounds on one play :)

I'd start him on danishes, muffin tops, and mocha lattes. Every morning. He's starting to lose his former identity as someone struggling with obesity.

If you're a major a$$#0le, you absolutely wait until the last second before you demoralize your fanbase and your roster with a move like that. Is there some misunderstanding concerning who it is we are talking about? DA has been in the "major" category since Reagan was in office.

Maybe. Real question here is: What are you going to do if he does, and you start believing that he "wants to win"? Isn't it belief that sets us up for despair?

Given the preposterous, vainglorious attitude of our "quick-trigger" players, I don't see the Jazz winning even one of these games.

In other news, it was discovered that Mars has frozen water at its North and South Poles. This information sent some scientists into a frenzy, arguing back and forth about whether this makes it more or less likely for us to eventually terraform on the red planet.

Yes, of course. But it's so much worse than you suggest. Along with his clear inability to develop so, I just want to add to your adroit observation that it seems clear that he is harboring a despicable malice for our esteemed and venerable community. Some claim he will be a good fit, but I...

We need someone. Current Milt Palacio could challenge for the starting spot on this team.

Call me crazy, but my first thought was Kelly Olynyk.

And will trade us any guard with recognizable PG skills?

Whores. Hundreds of gold-digging whores.

...how many first year coaches can sprint to the #1 seed and then tank in the same season?

Sounds like your problem is pretty clear.

Back to dog news: The mutt belonging to our neighbor upstairs ate an entire chocolate cake and had to get its stomach pumped at the vet. There's nothing like a huge vet bill on your birthday to make you just love dogs :)

He low-key pulled a "DA" out of that dumpster situation. You have to respect that.

Credit to Portland for managing ridiculous demands, and to Milwaukee for avoiding putting themselves in Portland's position.