Kessler Will Not Win MVP Award

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Rumor has it that Donovan Mitchell is going to be traded by the Jazz to the Knicks. I keep refreshing my page, but the link appears to be dead Ben.

 

[Engorged On Unborn Gore]

In other news, it was discovered that Mars has frozen water at its North and South Poles. This information sent some scientists into a frenzy, arguing back and forth about whether this makes it more or less likely for us to eventually terraform on the red planet.