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  1. Lakers_Slapper

    The official: We are sick of this **** thread.

    You would be. Anyone on board with tanking, obviously can't envision enduring something of difficulty. You need to be a 76ers fan and trust their process of tanking.
  2. Lakers_Slapper

    The official: We are sick of this **** thread.

    Of course you are, because it requires being lazy and giving up which is something you do everyday in real life. You seriously look at the Jazz situation and support them giving up as opposed to figuring things out and making a trade here and there to stay on track for the better vision of team...
  3. Lakers_Slapper

    ***Official Trade Royce O'neale for anything thread***

    I am absolutely done with this guy. How in the hell is he a starting Power Forward in the NBA? Averaging 28.3 Minutes per game (+8 MPG from previous year) 5.8 Points per game (only +0.6 PPG from previous year) 0.3 Blocks per game (ZERO increase from previous year) 0.8 Steals per game (only +0.1...
  4. Lakers_Slapper

    Utah Jazz former player updates-How are our bro's doing?!

    He averaged 23.2 last year 2018-2019 2017-2018 ; 28.0 MPG 2016-2017 ; 23.7 MPG 2015-2016 ; 32.0 MPG 2014-2015 ; 30.8 MPG 2013-2014 ; 30.2 MPG Down from previous years, like the man said right?
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    Utah Jazz former player updates-How are our bro's doing?!

    Why was it obvious that you meant 15 when you typed 18? What clue did you leave behind. You made a couple mistakes. You started talking about something you know nothing about. And you also tried counting for the first time without Count Von Count being present. Maybe you should leave it to the...
  6. Lakers_Slapper

    Trade idea for Horford

    Have you watched basketball before? Mudiay has played 66% of his available games. Neto has also played 66% of available games. They both suck.
  7. Lakers_Slapper

    I think the story of this team has to include a Rock Bottom

    Are you ok? You could've typed in anything in world for your name, but settled on the hard truth. Props to you. At least you know what you will always be.
  8. Lakers_Slapper

    Trade Gobert Discussion

    So what your saying is we should consider trades depending on the offer. If the offer is bad, we should say NO! And if the offer is good, like, soooo good that it's too good to refuse, then we should say, YES! But the chances of that won't happen? But if Rudy Demands a trade, we'll need to trade...
  9. Lakers_Slapper

    Trade Gobert Discussion

    Donovan is untouchable until 2021 when his contract has expired. Lol. Whats your definition of untouchable? You're suggesting we start a rebuild by trading Gobert for anybody we can, regardless of talent exchange all fueled on (your) fear's of losing him for nothing (also in 2021) I have a...
  10. Lakers_Slapper

    2020 NBA trade deadline discussion

    You think Niang is ever going to be included among them????
  11. Lakers_Slapper

    2020 NBA trade deadline discussion

    Brother, trust me. There's a lot this neanderthal doesn't understand. Conversing with this Ineffectual, aphasic, effeminate, coquette is nothing more than a waste of your valuable time. Nothing that you say can or will be comprehended by this rare specimen of our creator's rare mistakes. Please...
  12. Lakers_Slapper

    2020 NBA trade deadline discussion

    He's been in the NBA for 8 years and has a career average of 8.9 PPG. I don't care about where he was picked in the draft, it's called a bust and he isn't the first nor will he be the last, but he is in fact one of them. Let's talk about this "bad basketball team" thing you bring up. There are...
  13. Lakers_Slapper

    2020 NBA trade deadline discussion

    I think there are other variables we should look at, if these are actually factual stats. If Royce O'neale is a +54 but averages 6.0 PPG, 0.3 BPG, 2.6 APG, 4.7 RPG and plays 28.4 MPG, then his +54 doesn't carry close to the value of anyone else's +/- on our entire roster. He's playing +8.4 more...
  14. Lakers_Slapper

    2020 NBA trade deadline discussion

    If you're ever trying to argue that the Jazz are "currently" contenders, and later follow up with "all we need is one or two more rotation pieces" then we are not contenders my friend. We're one or two pieces away from being a contender. Contenders don't need to add, take away, pray about, wish...
  15. Lakers_Slapper

    The Rooster

    WOW. So that's what you picked up huh? Great attempt, applause. You see everything so clearly.
  16. Lakers_Slapper

    Thank you Boler and Harpring.

    Wow, I couldn't have said it better. Amen!
  17. Lakers_Slapper

    how much salary does conley deserve ?

    When Conley was signed to this contract he was with the Grizzlies and producing at a much higher rate. Even then it was a slight head scratcher, but wasn't ridiculous. Look at the numbers when he was signed to that contract. It was much more justifiable than what he has been producing for Utah...
  18. Lakers_Slapper

    2020 NBA trade deadline discussion

    Exum and a future 1st round for Markelle Fultz. Salaries line up and Orlando was rumored to be interested in Exum 2 years ago. Fultz has been great for the Magic. I wasn't always a fan, but he's really improved on both ends and could add tremendous value to the back court. Obviously it would...
  19. Lakers_Slapper

    I'm Quitting The Jazz

    I'm guessing you were born between 1990 and 2005? No disrespect to those who were born within those years that don't fit the description of the person I am about to describe. I'm not here to try and talk you out of your decision. I would like to encourage you quitting your Jazz fandom and give...
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    The Rooster

    ???? Do you have to mentally vomit every thought that drips into your bird brain? I'm sure that this is one that slipped through the cracks of a secure foundation of genius, game changing ideas.
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