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8 minutes in the league Donovan Mitchell is like the head of PR.

So he traded 3-hour practices for a 6-minute season.

What I am willing to sacrifice to have Danny Ainge trade Hayward for Butler

NBA GMs Hate them!!!!!!

Every thread should begin with this video, in fact.

is it possible that he was better than I remember that he was? I mean holy ****.

I love that this is the kind of **** Gordwad thought he had to go to a large market team and go play tummysticks with his college coach in order to get. Turns out you just have to be really good and have a personality and all that **** comes to you.

I mean it's cuz ol' Cowbones only sees a white dude.

Let's Frankenstein the ultimate Jazz Man: Grayson's Hands Stockton's Heartrate (15 bpm) Malone's Mouth Kirilenko's Dink (yearly pass, baby) B-Russ's Head Scar Larry H Miller's Elbows Dan Roberts' Voice (how BOUT THEM JAZZ?) Rony Seikaly's Hair Grease Ostertag's Haircut David Benoit's Right...

Well I couldn't before.

In solidarity I have dropped a 2 pood kettlebell on my own foot. Will post updates as they are available.

and now they can take off their air casts and dry hump all the time now. good for them.

Crazy to think how close the Jazz were to having Jimmer, Jabari, and Love on the same team.

Jabari stans are nowhere near Jimmer stans, but they all belong to the same neighborhood of Mormon stans. Like DL and QS are really gonna give a **** about someone's religion. In before "ticket sales" and "appeal to the fan base" Donovan and Rudy are doing just fine bringing Utah to a fever...

Oh boy. This is going to be some Rony Seikaly-level **** biting them in they ***.

you know those people that are always in ****** relationships and finally one day their relationship ends and they're all, "that's it, I'm taking care of myself! I'm going to start meditating, saying no to my boss, only going out with good people..." and before you know it, there they are...

he, elton brand, and rony seikaly would have made an amazing front court of players that were never really as close to being jazzmen as most fans come to believe that they were.

Would have been hilarious if Evans had jumped out of that box full of pink balloons.

It's no woj or shams, but..

Could be something...? Maybe for a free agency 2019 thread but I don't got the balls to start one.