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    Herro Rumors

    Oh yeah. Miami must be just totally lathered-up in their own egos right now. Just creating new smells every few hours. Riley is probably handing out tiny bottles of his own self-confidence to the team, distilled down to a liquid concentrate. A little dab here, a little there, and you too can...
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    Ochai's Triceps

    View: https://youtu.be/rVm-wrZG5qY?feature=shared
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    Ochai's Triceps

    "Gunfight". I like that.
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    Team USA fails again, but is anyone that surprised?

    The commercial value of the NBA, and the length of that season, will always make international play a secondary concern. Why would it ever become a primary concern? What, exactly, should it mean to US players to win during the summer?
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    Are the Jazz gping to have another breakout star? If so who?

    Fear not, puddin' pop. The Stare can almost always be mitigated with doses of Cannibal Corpse: View: https://youtu.be/2JeV-xpW57w?feature=shared
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    Are the Jazz gping to have another breakout star? If so who?

    You asked for it: View: https://youtu.be/BYKc-WiKuNI?feature=shared Yeah. "Fan" is actually short for a longer word. If you allow yourself to be taken by it, you will (i) remember what it feels like, and (ii) qualify as one.
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    Are the Jazz gping to have another breakout star? If so who?

    Don't play dumb. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
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    Are the Jazz gping to have another breakout star? If so who?

    Do you remember the "Care Bear stare", where our colorful friends would stand together, hold hands, and blast colorful rays of joy and happiness at a person or situation until they got their way? I think George is going to have that kind of season.
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    Rudy Gobert sucks at basketball

    I have been thinking about this very thing all year, or perhaps just for the last month. Maybe it's just been this week. Well... just today. Now that I think back, I'll just admit that it hasn't been on my radar. At all. No. I'm up, and it's 10:26 pm. I walked into the kitchen, and forgot why...
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    FIBA Stuff

    I miss Joe on the Jazz.
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    Fontecchio Is Our Best Player This Season

    Yeah. Now that the Summit County crowd is done with him, I'm sure he'll have a lot more energy to play defense this year.
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    Keyonte’s nickname ideas

    Fava beans and a nice... View: https://youtu.be/bHoqL7DFevc
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    The West Conundrum

    I was going to say, "at the expense of the other conference."
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    Still A Harsh Reality... Players not wanting to play in Utah

    Inclusivity doesn't materialize by simply ignoring race after ending the slave trade. The wealth accrued from the slave trade didn't just recirculate. It still exists. The coffers that hold that old money, the families that continue to benefit from it, all represent an immense _exclusivity_...
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    Still A Harsh Reality... Players not wanting to play in Utah

    Yeah. I guess it makes total sense to drag him for such appalling naivety.
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    Still A Harsh Reality... Players not wanting to play in Utah

    Fighting oppression, even when you are young and idealistic, isn't something that you only do when you think you can win. Mitchell paid a price for his activism. And then the Jazz paid a price for Utah's cultural ineptitude. Neither of those two occurrences indicate that he was wrong to speak up.
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    John Stockton tried to recruit Barkley in 99?

    About as awake as a diaper. “I think it’s highly recorded now, there’s 150 I believe now, it’s over 100 professional athletes dead — professional athletes, the prime of their life, dropping dead that are vaccinated, right on the pitch, right on the field, right on the court,” Stockton said...
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    John Stockton tried to recruit Barkley in 99?

    Oooo... It's so quiet. Perhaps it's because we all remember when Stockton tried to recruit everybody to Q anon.
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    Stupidest Takes on Jazz Twitter

    ... Facebook still exists?
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    Keyonte’s nickname ideas

    Klortho is the Keymaster. Since Klortho's first name is Vince, we could also call him The Microwave. Which apparently tracks, since he's been so hot since game 1 of Summer league.
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