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  1. NUMBERICA

    Could you win with Lauri and Key being your closers?

    I should be happy about this development but I am the opposite of that, mostly because neither of these guys can stop a nosebleed.
  2. NUMBERICA

    Jackpotting Around 52 - Uproar Theory, Tankxiety, Keyonte, and Trade Talk

    The league can shiv the Jazz in the lottery, but they can’t prevent the Jazz from keeping their pick if the Jazz get brutal with their tanking and end up bottom-4. If the Jazz had a viable rim defense (or a plan to get there that didn’t involve coughing up more assets) then I’d say to just...
  3. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    There’s a >60% chance the Jazz lose the pick if they finish 8th-worst. They’re half a game away from that (where the Mavs are… we need to lose to them desperately).
  4. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Jan 12, 2026 05:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Cleveland Cavaliers

    ****ing hell y’all.
  5. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Jan 12, 2026 05:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Cleveland Cavaliers

    Can we please for the love of god just start doing shenanigans in the clutch now? It’s looking like one of those games. Run Lauri isos. Easy peasy.
  6. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Jan 12, 2026 05:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Cleveland Cavaliers

    Keyonte and Lauri so far have scored 46 points on 20 shots (>100% eFG%).
  7. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Jan 12, 2026 05:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Cleveland Cavaliers

    You both make great points. They’re not mutually exclusive. More on yours, though: that last Don/Gobert year is the most embarrassing Jazz team of all time. It was more than deserving of being nuked on its own merits.
  8. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    -Dallas (I think it’s more likely they stay above us than we get below Brooklyn) -Charlotte (more incentive to tank than LA)
  9. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    Well, the other part I didn’t mention is that if we get, say, a top-4 pick, then we might be in a situation where the ease with which we can ensure a starting spot/more-prominent role gets more difficult.
  10. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    I’ve been having some thoughts about the benefits of just playing it straight and trying to win every game (namely, that it would make shopping free agency much more effective and fruitful [Peyton Watson]). However, we do not have Walker so the best we can do is still pretty ****ing bad.
  11. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Jan 12, 2026 05:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Cleveland Cavaliers

    A win against the Cavs is the most-forgivable transgression and I expect it to happen. I will still pray that the organization has seen the light.
  12. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    I know what you’re saying, but NOP can’t be “ahead of us” because they’re not actually tanking. I think they can make up the gap on the lack of incentive to lose once we hit tank battle season.
  13. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    The Sixers deserve mention in this conversation too. They were big loud about what they were doing, and their franchise star even gave himself his nickname around it. They thumbed their nose with their middle finger at the league and the league did NOTHING.
  14. NUMBERICA

    2026 NBA Trade Discussion Thread

    Right. Edey. On paper for us, Lauri makes more sense (evens out the defense/offense balance), but I don’t think either side would be interested. Lauri is too important to the culture/tone here, and that would kinda just be a lateral deal for Memphis without a 3rd team anyway.
  15. NUMBERICA

    2026 NBA Trade Discussion Thread

    Maybe being in a new environment that isn’t built by Dillon Brooks and led by Ja Morant could make a big difference. That being said, I agree that JJJ is quite overrated and I’m not paying a premium price for him. If it’s basically Walker (and dead-ish salary?) straight across… maybe that’s...
  16. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Jan 10, 2026 07:30PM MT: Charlotte Hornets @ Utah Jazz

    The difference between trying to finish with a bottom-4 record and trying to win every game is a huge difference. That’s what is meant by competing. Because they’ll be competing. Looking forward to your next weirdly angry reply that makes no sense.
  17. NUMBERICA

    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    1. David Locke <<<<<<< official combine measurements, but even if the rumor/report is true… 2. Orthodics wouldn’t make him 6’ 4”, they’d make him taller than that.
  18. NUMBERICA

    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    He plays big, though. I think the thing that makes him look short is he has no neck and he’s thicc.
  19. NUMBERICA

    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    My vans slip-ons are 1” thick and I defy to find any non-dress shoe less than 1” thick. Collier is 6’ 2.5” without shoes. Actually and literally and proven. We don’t have to sleuth or squint or perform magic, or guessing, or ********...
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